Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
high heels, a short skirt & a wink always lead this hedonist to play.
Embrace buried desire.
Release your beast.
Fuck like everyone is watching.
Fuck like tomorrow wont come.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
i can live without anything but to stay healthy I need:
insulin
water
food
fucking
sleep
Favorite Books:
The Kama Sutra;
The Art of Tantra;
How to Be a Boss ;
Knots;
When Men Behave Badly;
The Republic
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Tell you what I want you to do.
Favorite Songs:
The Art of Sucking Dick - Easy E}
I Dont Want to Fight - Alabama Shakes}
People so Stupid - Tom MacDonald}
Old #7 - Devil makes Three}
Bonita Applebaum (+ every other song ever) - A Tribe called Quest}
My Dick - Micky Avalon}
Favorite Movies:
well i prefer my xxx flicks to be mine ... homemade? Unedited? Handheld?
and also All the John Wicks ;
anything with Jet Li;
Bob Roberts (1992 ) ;
The Croods ;
Sausage Party (both)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I am always open and willing to create another moment that will capture that moniker.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On my private yacht with my pets in the Mediterranean travelling from french Rivera to Eygpt visiting my lovers along the way and finding new ones to keep it fresh.
Unless, of course, my human has been located and we are motor yachting around together... then the game changes. We can visit out LOVERs and together make moments beyond imagination
Hobbies:
learning.
absorbing.
writing.
ballet
Talents:
see videos for the talent I discovered in High School
Perfect Mate:
Generous. Kind. Giving.
Sweet. Good listener.
Understands what he wants
knows role & does what is told.
knows im brilliant and supports the goal}
Perfect Date:
my perfect date is only so if there are a few organic hiccups that force adaptability and spontaneity.
the interest in myself as a clever & sassy person must be obvious through the activities arranged for said date. The effort and consideration must be tantamount and obvious.
No drinks or dinner, no need for extravagance (though i wouldnt say no) but a shared experience that reflects or illuminates who we are as people.
Then when the activities are concluded we can certainly go for a night cap, as we have been teasing tasting and taunting since the beginning. That is when the fucking begins
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn ons:
That is a privileged & private. . You must earn that privilege by getting to know my desires
turn offs:
demanding. greedy. frugalities'. selfish. ignorant. unwilling. stubborn.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am the fantasy you have had since you first found your cock. The nanny you didn't know you wanted until you knew. The librarian that was hot enough to bring your boner to the bathroom in high school. Your buddy's mom from college you didn't think would so you didn't try.
I will make you feel like you never knew you could again.
Just call me Ms.