Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To become the Greatest Pigeon on MFC
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My top hat and cane (Being British) a pair of Crocs, a snorkel and a picture of an octopus.
Favorite Books:
The Bible...
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I go outside sometimes, but people scare me, so i often hide inside and bar my windows and lock my sock draw while laying in an empty bath watching MFC.
Favorite Songs:
I have never been able to answer this question, I like all kinds, preferably upbeat but that depends on my mood.
Favorite Movies:
I like the movie, about a movie that was in the movie, but then there was that movie which reminded me of that movie, but now come to think about it, there was that movie where all the movies where played inside the smaller movie, then the bigger movie was a little better, but not quite as good as that movie that made me laugh and remind me of the movie where they laugh about other movies while in a movie about movies. actually now i give it some more thought I'm not sure what my favourite movie is.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Visiting Efukt is not an enjoyable experience.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be watching lemon whores steal lemons from my lemon tree.
Hobbies:
I try to make people smile, laugh and just have a good time here on MFC. If i succeed drop a comment or rating :P
Talents:
Being a British person, while pretending to be a pigeon on MFC
Perfect Mate:
All the cam girls on MFC! (except the ones that ban me lol)
Perfect Date:
Some kind of day out somewhere, going out just for a meal is shit and boring, going out for an exciting day somewhere you both enjoy is a much better way of spending a date.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Im turned on by women doing cartwheels and backflips on camera.
Also a fan of girls wearing underwear on there head.
But last but not least I love it when a girl says "Silly Goose"
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a pigeon who doesn't want to be friends with a pigeon?