Hugh_Jayness
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Profile Headline:
My sarcasm during a public show is like Weed-B-Gone for boners.
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About Me
Username:
Hugh_Jayness
Gender:
Male
Ethnicity:
Other
Hair:
Multi
Eyes:
Variable
Weight:
102 kilos
Height:
69 inches
Age:
48
City:
Don't worry, it's not on Google Maps
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Occupation/Major:
Yes, but no exit strategy.
School:
Yes, but only for panty raids
Favorite Food:
My answer will not provide you with the insight you seek....you may as well ask me if I have any pet
Pets:
Damnit....what did I just say? What's next, what kind of car I drive?
Automobile:
Son of a.....
About Me:
I don't have herpes, your mother had me tested.....
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I'll put it on your tombstone once you're dead.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Oxygen, Water, Food, Shelter, and Sleep.
Favorite Books:
Rectangular ones that don't contain many words and have a sturdy spine.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Wrap cat poos in pretty colored tinfoil and hide em in the Church yard come Easter. Don't judge, kids have to learn that sometimes the Easter Bunny has to take a shit!
Favorite Songs:
What ever gives the illusion of hipness and good taste, like Polka Pete plays the best of Gangsta Rap.
Favorite Movies:
Anything with 'Barely legal' in the title.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Some chick on Prozac that liked it in the butt and had a jacked up cat that would claw at my 'bag of goodies' if I walked around naked in front of it, fucking cat!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I won't post it here because then all you cock suckers would come visit and then I'd long to be elsewhere... :-P
Hobbies:
Lets see, I'm filling out a profile page on MFC, isn't it obvious I'm a jerk-off?
Talents:
I can make women's toes curl. It's not what you think, I have this curling iron with big fat slots....
Perfect Mate:
Dumb, young, with bad taste in men, who recently inherited her father's fortune....
Perfect Date:
10/10/10?
Turn Ons/Offs:
Yes, I think there are at least 10-15 light switches in this house. What a weird fucking question......
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because sometimes it's cool to see weird shit on the news and say, 'OMG I think I know that guy!'
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PregnantLyv
you the man
Blondie_Bunny
Thank you for everything. I hope to talk to you soon 
Have a fabulous day! xoxo
Have a fabulous day! xoxo