IWASTEMONEY
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About as useful as orange tic tacs against hot-stank breath.
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About Me
Username:
IWASTEMONEY
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Athletic
Ethnicity:
Black
Hair:
Black
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
240 pounds
Height:
76 inches
Age:
42
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Light
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Registered Nurse
Favorite Food:
I just like food.
Automobile:
2010 Focus, more roomier than you think. I've squeezed in many of small places with a tight fit.
About Me:
I'm a real catch, I take terrible pictures of myself and then post them, question you have to ask yourself is whether or not I'm being self-depreciating or fishing for compliments. I like to work out, I LOVE IT when my white friends find it amusing when I label them racsist. Umm...Im sarcastic, well mannered with the perfect touch of crudness, example being: I'll pull your chair out at dinner, compliment you, masturbate WHILE...keeping my elbows off the table, i'll use my napkin, and remember to say excuse me if I burp.
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WhtChoclit
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
A very deep and meaningful question for a website that host models whose cam name is PLUGMYASSXXX69, but I'll indulge for the sake of sounding educated. The meaning is... that decadent Pintrest recipe whose primary ingredient is a big booty bitches, and soup in a muthafuckin bread bowl from Panera.
Favorite Books:
Anyting well written.
Favorite Songs:
Nas, The White Stripes, Bob Marley, Floetry, Stone Temple Pilots, Common, Jamie Foxx, Massive Attack, N.E.R.D, Jay-Z, Jimmy Hendrix, Marsha Ambrosha, Maxwell, Usher, Joss Stone, N.I.N, Marilyn Manson, Daft Punk, The Roots, Etta Fiztgerald, Lonely Island, Justin Timberlake, Tricky, Norah Jones, Amanda Palmer, Sade, WoodKid, Talib Kweli, Zero 7, A Tribe Called Quest, Mos Def. My Ipod is bi-polar you'll be listening to Hip-Hop one sec then Rock the next followed with R&B.
Nas, The White Stripes, Bob Marley, Floetry, Stone Temple Pilots, Common, Jamie Foxx, Massive Attack, N.E.R.D, Jay-Z, Jimmy Hendrix, Marsha Ambrosha, Maxwell, Usher, Joss Stone, N.I.N, Marilyn Manson, Daft Punk, The Roots, Etta Fiztgerald, Lonely Island, Justin Timberlake, Tricky, Norah Jones, Amanda Palmer, Sade, WoodKid, Talib Kweli, Zero 7, A Tribe Called Quest, Mos Def. My Ipod is bi-polar you'll be listening to Hip-Hop one sec then Rock the next followed with R&B.
Favorite Movies:
The Human Centipede, Lion King, Trainning Day, Fight Club, Man on Fire, various pornographic titles, Comming To America, 7 pounds, Devil, Edward Scissor Hands, Fifth Element, The Crow, and many more...
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Happy where I am, always looking to change the scenery.
Hobbies:
school, work, exercise, art, decor (currently furnishing my place so I've come to appreciate a fine crafted piece of furniture. I love Konstantin Grcic chair designs), comic books, becoming a better person, reading, eating, sleeping, and at the end of the day pooping.
Talents:
Artistic
Perfect Mate:
Someone who likes to get nerdy and dirty, late fines, Deewey Decimal style, and then go shhhhhhhh...inside voices when it is all over, cause this is a library.
Perfect Date:
Doesn't really matter, cause win or loose I'm going to be masturbating later on with or without you.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Myself, I really like masturbating...a lot, LADY PARTS...nuff said, wait! Clarification is in order; LADY PARTS THAT HAVE NOT BEEN SURGICALLY ATTACHED TO A DUDE, pussy pumps, BDSM, anal, face sitting (yum), a good cooked meal, clean underwear, hygiene, flossing in reference to oral care. Quick story my dental hygienist (a women, not hawt, but the mom look going on) was cleaning my teeth, must have it a g-spot in my molar cause I got a hard on. Other turn Ons: honesty, loyalty, respectful, educated, goal oriented, humor, sarcasm
Turn Offs: The opposite of what I listed as well as bicycle pumps, which is in opposition of pussy pumps.
Turn Offs: The opposite of what I listed as well as bicycle pumps, which is in opposition of pussy pumps.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
SEE ABOUT ME
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WhtChoclit
I want a Llaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaama
WhtChoclit
I'm gonna cart-wheel right into your lap 
WhtChoclit
WHOOOO WHOOOO WHOOOO
WhtChoclit
It's 5 am
WhtChoclit
dammit it didnt work! it was two alabaster broads fiening for some of your Crystal Heavy
WhtChoclit
http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5016/5468221936_c271cd22ce.jpg
IWASTEMONEY
So after reading your previous post you are a pathetic man...yes you are yes you are.
IWASTEMONEY
You are a sexy sexy man...yes are yes are.
WhtChoclit
oh and one more question... Do I give you a Sponge Bob hard-on in your pants?
WhtChoclit
I was on allllll morning....and no one called me alabaster....missed u
WhtChoclit
(breathing heavily into the cam)
WhtChoclit
POP! I just took your wall cherry...hope it was as good for you as it was for me Almost as good as the sun we had today .....although I am sorry to tell you that my skin may not be so beautifully alabaster in a few weeks 
But I am confident that wont stop you from visiting my room, especially to allow our 'emotional' connection to blossom
Almost as good as the sun we had today .....although I am sorry to tell you that my skin may not be so beautifully alabaster in a few weeks But I am confident that wont stop you from visiting my room, especially to allow our 'emotional' connection to blossom