Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
"the meaning of life is to find your gift, the purpose of life is to give it away"
also
"dont stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed"
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my dog (in case you didnt catch that)
dairy (cheese, ice cream, butter, yogurt)
my vibrator
my fav book
and you, my fans!
Favorite Books:
The lovely bones, 50 Shades series, 15 dogs
Favorite Movies:
Tim Burton, Inception, Law Abiding Citizen, 10 Things I Hate About You, Batman begins and the dark knight, crazy stupid love.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
on a beach... always
Hobbies:
Kyaking, Hiking, Swimming, reading, masturbating, talking to strangers online ;)
Perfect Mate:
A hottie, needs to be funny and passionate.
Perfect Date:
ohh, something outdoors, like mini put or walking by the lake, followed by dinner and a night of old school video games and screwing.
Turn Ons/Offs:
ONS:
Deep kissing, HOT girls/guys, Watching Porn, and fast cars
OFFS:
Poor Attitudes, Fisting... you cant un-see that shit
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
im actually super funny. like not jokes funny but witty one liners funny