Meaning of Life:
There isn't always a meaning behind things. Somethings are there just because they can be.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Internet, humor, food, snacks and my imagination.
Favorite Books:
Reading for Dummies. I still can't get past the first page.
Favorite Songs:
Metal, rock, alternative, punk, blues, jazz, blue-grass and classical.
Favorite Movies:
Die Hard, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Dead Alive, the Matrix, Hot Fuzz, Shaun of the Dead, etc.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
In the kitchen of my very own pub.
Hobbies:
I like to build things.
Talents:
I'm an exceptional smartass.
Perfect Mate:
An easy going woman with a sense of humor and an appreciation for sarcasm. A taste for beer is optional, but not necessary. No high-maintenance princesses. (Or fat chicks)
Perfect Date:
Bowling or minigolf, a movie and a nice dinner followed by a walk around a moon-lit body of water.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: geekiness, great asses.
Turn offs: liars, obviously fake boobs.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
No good reason, really. I'm kind of an asshole.