Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Cats man
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My vibrator, my cat, the boss bitches in my life, food (like literally tho), my phone.
Favorite Books:
The Taste of Blackberries, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo series, The Bell Jar (of course), Harry Potter series, anything Bukowski, The Price of Salt, Infinite Jest (hahaha jk no one has honestly finished that book)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
chill with my cat, watch netflix, get naked on the internet webs, touch my lady bits, read, and cook
Favorite Songs:
Weird obscure emo bands, rebel grrrl music, some of that shit they play on the radio, Taylor Swift (but this really isn't my fault, I think she's an alien or something and every suburban white girl is being subliminally targeted and one day she will give the secret battle cry *probably pumpkin spice* and we will revolt against our will)
Favorite Movies:
Anything Tarrentino, Star Wars, The Godfather, Breakfast at Tiffanys, Sucker Punch, Art documentaries, Natural Born Killers, Anything horror... this is hard :/
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
drowned my five children, oh wait, this is supposed to be a funny anecdote.... (disclaimer:this is sarcasm)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
On the Magic School Bus tbh
Hobbies:
masturbating obvs, netflixing, being a slug but simultaneously a blast? reading, cooking, butt touching.
Talents:
Good toucher of bewbs and butts, rad cook, generally a good listener, providing awkward boners, my dentist tells me I'm great at dental hygiene.
Perfect Mate:
nutella
Perfect Date:
Watching Netflix in bed with buffalo wings
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn ons: being able to stand me for more than 10 minutes, buying me food (especially tacos), not being a fuck boi, turn offs: bad breath, being demanding, Donald Trump.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
If you've made it this far I think this question has been answered.