Meaning of Life:
Phrase from the Tilted Kilt
'Raise Yer Glass
As you slide down the banister of life, May the splinters never point in the wrong direction! May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, May good luck pursue you each morning and night. Dance as is if no one were watching, Sing as if no one were listening and live everyday as if it were your last!'
Smart, funny, witty, sarcastic and brunette/blonde. I'm a boob man, but she also has to have a nice ass as well.