Jack_Enghoff
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Profile Headline:
Exactly as it says on the tin.
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1 month ago
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About Me
Username:
Jack_Enghoff
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Large
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Blue
Age:
29
City:
The Sticks
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Clerk
School:
Between schools
Favorite Food:
depends on my mood
Pets:
one dog
Automobile:
four wheels and a motor
About Me:
With formalities aside, if I'm online I'm probably here looking for a Skype show. I'm no millionaire but I like to think I'm a pretty good customer and I'll keep coming back if you aren't too pushy.
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Life only acquires meaning when you assess its merit on your own terms and live it by your own standards. Also big fat asses.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Fresh air, pencils, lubricant, my right hand, my left hand
Favorite Books:
I'm terrible at coming up with these, I'll look at yours and tell you if I like anything you like
What I Like To Do For Fun:
When I'm not working or pursuing my hobbies, I'm probably shitposting online or jerking off. Occasionally I will also play video games or watch animated movies. Let me know if you have any recommendations.
Favorite Songs:
See "Favorite Books"
Favorite Movies:
See "Favorite Songs/Music"
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I once *tried* to hire an escort, with poor results. I'll elaborate if you ask, it's a pretty funny story.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be in the bedroom of the next woman who wants to screw me.
Hobbies:
drawing, writing, cooking, hiking, shooting
Talents:
My weirdest talent is that I'm a good whistler
Perfect Mate:
Not sure, but probably someone who entertains my flights of fancy and also has a nice fat ass
Perfect Date:
A nice easygoing afternoon together, either at home or outdoors, followed by a good home-cooked dinner and copious amounts of sex. Replace "together" with "alone" and "sex" with "masturbation" and that's pretty much a perfect day in general for me, honestly
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: confidence, amicability, nonchalance, a nice fat ass
Turn Offs: telling me a bunch of personal information five seconds after I've met you, septum piercings (usually go hand in hand from my experience)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I won't make you show me your feet or do butt stuff
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Milf_BigBoobs
ty my sweet, u the best
pugglelover
Sweet & genuine guy with a sense of humor that will keep you smiling.
Jack_Enghoff
This guy is really cool. You ladies should give him free Skype shows then come to his house and fuck him.
-Not Jack_Enghoff