Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42.
(and 6)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My vibrators, cock, good food, company and my ropes
Favorite Books:
Wheel of Time Series, Erotic Fiction, Girl With the Dragon Tattoo Series, True Crime Books,
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Entertain all you guys is first and foremost.. well, close second to having freaky kinky horny sex, go camping, fishing, 4wding, read books, cook.. when i'm in the mood i really enjoy being in the kitchen (cliche much?), i love my garden... pretty much anything that gets me outdoors
Favorite Songs:
Anything that has a good bass/beat etc etc to it. I love Rolling Stones to Die Antwoord from Snoop and Eminem to Jeff Buckley, Fleetwood Mac, the Doors Azealia Banks
"I guess that cunt gettin eatin"
Favorite Movies:
Pulp Fiction, anything with Rocco Siffredi / Belladonna / Lorelei Lei or Penny Pax, Spun, Requiem for a Dream
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Heliboarding on a glacier, we all swigged out of a jagermeister bottle while waiting for the helicopter at the beginning of the day. It was my lucky day, after a few awesome runs, my guide took us over a massive ice sheet and i ended up sliding down the mountain feet first on my face at super speeds.. i slid about 20 metres before i could kick my board into the ice and stop my deathslide. Scariest moment ever. Worst part was,I was still on the ice sheet and had to muster the courage to push out from my little ice groove and slide/fall on an angle long enough to reach the soft powder again.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Tropical island drinking cocktails, lazing in the sun and surrounded by a bunch of sexy men
Hobbies:
Putting on a show for all you horny buggers out there, dancing my panties off, playing dressups late at night, camping, sunbaking, reading, gardening (i love my garden), enjoying a relaxing bath and of course getting my f*ck on
Talents:
I am rather talented at finding good kinky porn... i have been told countless times that I give the worlds best blowjobs... but unfortunately that's not a talent I can openly display in here... im also a mover and a shaker ;)
Perfect Mate:
Cheeky, a little bit arrogant, quirky sense of humour, good looking, great in bed, high sex drive, kinky and open minded, dominant in the bedroom and a gentleman everywhere else.. someone who has good ethics and morals and isn't afraid to live by them and someone who is independent and secure enough in their own skin that they don't try to change or control me.
Perfect Date:
Picnic at the beach on a nice summers day with a bottle or two of wine, followed by hot deviant sexual encounters in a public area.. where anybody could catch us
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons... kinky naughty things, good anal porn, independence, gangbangs, watching people have sex in the same room as me, talking about sex, being told in a very descriptive and provocative manner what someone wants to do to me
Turn offs... Idiots. Feet. OTT submissive men. Vanilla Sex (all the time). Group sex when one or more parties aren't truly into it (too many girls seem to partake in order to please their man). Guys who are adamant they'll make me cum from eating my pussy. Male Chauvinistic Pigs
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You'll see :)