Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
The condition that distinguishes animals and plants from inorganic matter, including the capacity for growth, reproduction, functional activity, and continual change preceding death. Also, food.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Family
Money
Food
Wi-Fi
Laughs
Favorite Books:
Anything by Dr. Seuss... I like stories, so as long as there are people in the story I'm pretty into it.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Laugh. I love to laugh, and making people laugh. I love movie nights with my Cobblets. Cleaning. I know it's weird but it's super zen for me.
Favorite Songs:
Okay, don't laugh, but..... I listen to a lot of country music. I know! I know! It's not cool. But I'm from the South and it's totally the norm here, and that's like comfort food for my soul!
Favorite Movies:
Serenity, Shawshank Redemption, almost anything war related.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Married someone I'd known less than 6 months... that was pretty crazy.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Disney World. Who doesn't wanna go to Disney world?! They've got princesses and shit!
Hobbies:
Reading, Netflix... mostly Netflix. Changing my hair color. Eating. Eating while dye is in my hair and I watch Netflix...
I love making people laugh! If I can give you a little break from your real life where you get to laugh and relax I feel like I've totally made the world a better place!
Talents:
Squirting! Does that count? I also have the ability to make EVERY situation considerably less sexy than it was when you pointed out that it was sexy.
Perfect Mate:
Someone super attractive that makes me laugh and has a ton of money to support my dream of just bringing home every stray dog I come across.
Dudes with lots of tokens that wanna show me their dicks on the internet are definitely my favorite ones to spend time with until that guy comes along though.
Perfect Date:
Long walk on the beach to a candle lit tent where we eat nachos, then you gimme the D.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Tokens. Is that too forward? lol I like being spoiled. What can I say... I love being made to feel like I'm important enough for you to think about even when you're not jerking off. I love sucking dick, which if anyone else said it I'd call bullshit, but I really do. It's my favorite way to get my pussy dripping...
I dislike... bad breath/BO. Uh... rude people. It's one thing to joke around, it's another to just be hateful.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm The Jayne Cobb. If you didn't already know, you're gonna want to make a note so you can say "I knew her when..."