Jemmastoned
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Profile Headline:
Albert Einsteins Twin Sister
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About Me
Username:
Jemmastoned
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Slim/Petite
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Blonde
Eyes:
Green
Weight:
105 pounds
Height:
63 inches
Age:
32
City:
SoCal
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bi-curious
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Light
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Widowed
Occupation/Major:
Your SexualTherapist
School:
fuckface academy for genius fuckfaces
Favorite Food:
sea monekys and donuts
Pets:
Dinosaurs and Sissy Boys
Automobile:
Ur Dad...ayo
About Me:
*under construction.
if you have any questions or requests or would like to see what i have to offer please mfc mail me :)
If you would like to get to know me then come hang out in my room, I don't mind if you can't afford to tip me but please at least say hello. All participation in my room is appreciated. Make a joke or introduce yourself. Please!
If you would like to get to know me then come hang out in my room, I don't mind if you can't afford to tip me but please at least say hello. All participation in my room is appreciated. Make a joke or introduce yourself. Please!
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My Schedule
Sunday
I'm
Usually
online from
2:00 pm
until
10:00 pm
Monday
I'm
Always
online from
1:30 pm
until
4:00 pm
Tuesday
I'm
Always
online from
10:30 pm
until
1:00 am
Wednesday
I'm
Sometimes
online from
10:30 pm
until
1:00 am
Thursday
I'm
Always
online from
1:30 pm
until
4:00 pm
Friday
I'm
Always
online from
10:00 pm
until
1:00 am
Saturday
I'm
Usually
online from
10:00 pm
until
1:00 am
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
humility... kindness.. compassion... authenticity
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
hate this question.
Favorite Books:
I read Moby Dick when I was like 8 so fuck off.
I like Audiobooks because I can't keep still. I like to multi task..Currently I'm listening to
because I'm obsessed with biology/evolution/trolpolgies.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
EVERYTHING
Favorite Songs:
blues/soul/classic rock/acoustic blah blah blaaaah
Favorite Movies:
Interstellar
Rocky Horror PIcture Show
Natural Born Killers
The People vs Larry Flynt
(anything woody harrelson, hes my doood)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Amazon
http://amzn.com/w/28DARTJV8PTOX
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
hanging with indiana jones when he was still cool.
Hobbies:
riding horses paddle boarding fitness singing/song writing/ writing shorts/ stand up comedy.. yes I said stand up comedy....
Talents:
being late for everything, grabbing my boobs unknowingly. cleaning. talking in weird voices, but not because I need an exorcism.
Perfect Mate:
someone who doesn't have to always get me but understands that I mean well. someone who can put up with my voices and noises and loud life in general.. someone who will tell me when I'm chewing bubblegum too loudly...someone who will slap the cheetos out of my orange fingers
Perfect Date:
we start off eating lots of food, then we time travel back to before we ate so we can eat some more.
but seriously probably some sort of nerd fest about quantum physics or science and then fucking behind the t-rex exhibit at the science center... then maybe dropping some acid and going interstellar
Turn Ons/Offs:
brush your teeth dragonbreath!
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
you'll see.
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Dfrostelmo
Miss you
BlueCarl
I miss your sexy ass
Edgemeslowlyy
come on
TheDirtyDJ
hottest woman on mfc.
djredalert
I TRULY ADORE YOU
DrLechter
A beautiful person with a good heart.. be kind to this lady guys
TheDirtyDJ
perfect.
richrichy
mmm I wanna give you more
WET_PussyFan
Thank you! Can't wait for another one of your hot shows!
Runkdaddy
Miss you. 
ComicOzzie
Merry Christmas, Julie!!!!!
Munchereater
HI JULIE I JUST WANTED TO SAY YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL YOUNG WOMAN AN THNX FOR ALL YOU DO FOR US GUYS ITS VERY MUCH APPRECIATED
theCareOne
She is so gorgeous!!
tcls1
ur awsome..
BRUCEILLEST
congratulations on winning the 2012 Cammie Award for 'cutest thing on two feets.' Holler back if you're down to go to Sea World. Canada is lucky to be getting you back...
Thank__U
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I really hope your day was filled with LOVE & LAUGHTER...although hearing in your room it possibly wasn't...sorry about that.
KISSES...
Craig
Cleavage_Lover
Wish you a happy and prosperous 2012!