Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Life is meaningless
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Stainless steel cheese slicer made in the 60's. Air. Antacid. Pocket knife. Flowers
Favorite Books:
Tent Repair for dummies.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Okay, i'll come up with something besides trees. Uhm, shrub topiary.
Favorite Songs:
Ancestral Folk songs of the aboriginal people of the Amazon rain forest.
Favorite Movies:
The making of the book 'Tent Repair for Dummies'
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Had sex with a tree
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Look at the whole tree motif going on in this profile and figure it out Sherlock.
Hobbies:
Hugging trees.
Talents:
I can have sex while hugging trees.
Perfect Mate:
11 inches of battery powered silicone
Perfect Date:
Fresh batteries
Turn Ons/Offs:
Tree hugging. Funnel spiders.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I have a deck of cards and I know how to play Go Fish.