Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Life Sucks, we're all gonna die anyway so who really gives a fuck?
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Beers, Bongs, Music, Sex, Weed
Favorite Books:
War & Peace (In Braille),
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Drink, Smoke, Fuck
Favorite Songs:
Thunder Buddy Song
Favorite Movies:
Constipated (sadly it never came out)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Fucked a Check Out Girl On The Produce I Sold To Your Family
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
With My Head In Your Crotch and my tongue in your pussy.
Hobbies:
Masturbating to naked pictures of your grandmother.
Talents:
I can tie a cherry stem in a knot with my tongue and pass it through my penis.
Perfect Mate:
She Knows Who She Is
Perfect Date:
Me = Hungry, You = Covered in Chocolate Syrup, Whipped Cream, Sprinkles, Cherries and a few strategically placed Bananas.
Turn Ons/Offs:
You Know What I Like
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I WUV YOU