Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Listen, I don't know why we're here, but while we are, we may as well have good food, good sex, and as many meaningful connections we can
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Five things I can live without? I'm not that materialistic, but if I had to choose 5 things I would say
1. dark chocolate
2. dick
3. cute panties
4. lube (oh god a true gift to this world)
5. family and friends
Favorite Books:
I like most genres so my top picks are a bit of a mix. My favorite genres are satire and historical fiction-- and I especially love a book that is both!
All time favorite has to be The Pirates! In An Adventure With Scientists by Gideon Defoe. It's really, really funny and definitely satire/historical fiction, with a huge emphasis on fiction. It's truly absurd but definitely a good read.
Favorite Songs:
I love music and honestly you can't tell me there's a bad genre because I'm sure there'll be a few within it that I like. I'm currently really into the band Tennis and I'm swinging back into a Cat Stevens craze like it never stopped in the first place.
Favorite Movies:
My top movies are ridiculous. Feel free to ask why for each because I've my reasons and I can talk movies for daysss
1. Harold and Maude (1971)
2. 80 Million (2011)
3. the entire Austin Powers series (1997-2002)
4. the entire Shrek series (2001-2010)
5. She's All That (1999)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Okay, this was a little while ago, but I was in a jello fight once. It was a friends birthday and his friends thought it would be funny if another girl and I wrestled in 25 gallons of cherry flavored jello. I'm pretty much always going to do something if I find it funny, so of course, I went along with it eagerly. Despite her 4 inches and an easy 30 pounds on me, I won, but I'm not sure if that victory was worth the jello caked to every inch of my mostly naked body.
Hobbies:
I do a lot of crafting, karaoke, that kind of thing; I love the outdoors- hiking, swimming, camping, exploring, etc.; I love to cook and bake;I love reading and writing too and I like to try out new exercise classes every quarter to see what I'm good at and what works for me and my body. Other than that, I spend a lot of time with family and friends and we like to see concerts, movies, plays, hang out, eat out, eat in, whatever the vibe is.
Talents:
Wow, um, I really don't know what to put here. Giving head feels too forward, knowing all the words to every karaoke song on the machine feels too dorky. I'm genuinely good at painting vaginas though I can do acrylic, watercolor, and oil. Oh, and I recently learned how to do balloon animals!
Perfect Mate:
Oh, you know, handsome, rich, well-endowed and great at giving head- like any woman, I'm after the full package!
No, but seriously I really care about how well I communicate with somebody, if we can make each other laugh, and if we can make it through the hard times just as well as we can enjoy the easy ones.
Perfect Date:
God who even goes on dates anymore? Just order me some takeout and make out with me on the couch ;P
Turn Ons/Offs:
I like experimenting and trying new things and being open to new sexual experiences. Trying a new kink or position turns me on more than anything I already know I like. I love mixing it up. I always tell people, I'll try anything twice because the first time was probably just awkward! I pretty much like everything, but that said, I'd say a turn off for me is feces/urination play. I'm not gonna judge anyone who does like that, but it just isn't my thing.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am very outgoing and personable and I like to have a good time, so I try to foster that environment wherever I am with whoever is there. But more than that, I really love getting to know other people so I guess the best reason to get to know me is that I want to get to know you as well.