Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Try not to be a dick.
Pussies don't like dicks, because pussies get fucked by dicks. But dicks also fuck assholes, assholes who just want to shit on everything. Pussies may think they can deal with assholes their way. But the only thing that can fuck an asshole is a dick, with some balls. The problem with dicks is that sometimes they fuck too much or fuck when it isn't appropriate and it takes a pussy to show them that. But sometimes, pussies get so full of shit that they become assholes themselves... because pussies are only an inch and a half away from assholes. I don't know much in this crazy, crazy world, but I do know that if you don't let us fuck this asshole, we're going to have our dicks and pussies all covered in shit!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
A good pillow, my passport, eBay, Spotify, my movie collection.
Favorite Books:
David Halberstam, Jack McCallum, Kurt Vonnegut, Charles Bukowski, Elmore Leonard, and Roger Ebert are my favorite authors.
Favorite Songs:
Too many to list. There's probably at least one singer/band from each genre that I enjoy.
Favorite Movies:
Godfather 1 & 2, Heat, Platoon, Dazed and Confused, Fast Times At Ridgemont High. Anything by John Carpenter, Martin Scorsese, and Quentin Tarantino.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Does sleeping count?
Hobbies:
Going to the movies, watching sports, writing. Also traveling, when I can.
Perfect Mate:
Probably won't find her on this site.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Butts, boobs, vaginas.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm pretty easy going, I guess.