Kat_Shade
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Katriana Shade
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Username:
Kat_Shade
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389
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Ample
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Hazel
Weight:
140 pounds
Height:
65 inches
Age:
41
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Light
Drink:
Occasional
Marital Status:
Married
Occupation/Major:
Photographer/Graphic Design
School:
Associates Degree - Graphic Design
Favorite Food:
Itallian
Pets:
Dogs are my favorite. I had a Great Dane.
Automobile:
Dodge
About Me:
I am a fun loving person. I enjoy a good conversation as much as I enjoy a naughty one. ;) I love to flirt and tease (not in a bad way). I am a passionate person. I want instinctive passion as much as I want romantic passion. I like change and do not like to get stuck in the same old day to day routine. I over think, over analyze and want answers. I either blurt out awkward but honest things, say way too much or just don't speak. Scatterbrained. Stubborn, yet easy to talk to. I will admit when I am wrong, if I feel I am incorrect. I believe life is ordered chaos. Which I know probably makes no sense to most...to me it makes perfect sense though.
(Twitter: @katriana_shade)
(I am also a mom so I have a lot of stuff on my wish list for kids...My wishlist link is: https://www.amazon.com/gp/registry/wishlist/17JJ5AFVVSCI9/ref=nav_wishlist_lists_1)
"All men dream, but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds, wake in the day to find it was vanity; but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act their dreams with open eyes, to make them possible." T. E. Lawrence
"For in that sleep of death what dreams may come, when we have shuffled off this mortal coil, must give us pause." - Hamlet, Act III, Sc. 1
"I have no special talents. I am only passionately curious." - Albert Einstein
"Great minds discuss ideas. Average minds discuss events. Small minds discuss people." - Eleanor Roosevelt
"I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive, human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments." - Jim Morrison
"I've been and am absurdly over-estimated. There are no supermen and I'm quite ordinary, and will say so whatever the artistic results. In that point I'm one of the few people who tell the truth about myself." - T. E. Lawerence
"I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just a much sex appeal, Picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain." - Audrey Hepburn
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Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Ordered Chaos
"Dizzying dance of fantasies;
Heightened by dangerous actions;
Sneaking as many plays as possible;
Exhausted, Fighting for control;
Desire screaming inside."
"Humans are odd, and think order and chaos are some how opposites, and try to control what won't be; but there is grace in our failings; we are doomed but a thing isn't beautiful because it lasts."
"Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad. Philosophy is wondering whether ketchup is a smoothie."
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Five things I can't live without, huh?
Passion
Fun
Orgasms
Food
Water
Favorite Books:
I love to read. Fiction mostly. My favorite books are: The Princess Bride, The Ultimate Hitchhikers Guide to The Galaxy, Jonathon Livingston Seagull, The Kadin, Game of Thrones, The Eyes of the Dragon, The Talisman, The Black House, Fifty Shades of Grey, The Naughty Girl Playbook, Female Ejaculation, Fellatrix, Accidentally Yours series...to name a few. ;)
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I love to read, listen to music, dance, watch movies. I like the outdoors, hiking fishing, camping, shoot pool, go bowling. I also enjoy crafts, embroidery, crochet and sewing. I like woodworking, metal working, taking things apart and rebuilding them. I love to write.
Favorite Songs:
Oh my this one is as difficult as the books and movies...
Some of my favorites Bands/Singers: Tom Petty, Queen, David Bowie, Aerosmith, Pink Floyd, Avenged Sevenfold, Shinedown, Halestorm, Twenty-One Pilots, Imagine Dragons, Arctic Monkeys, The Doors, The Monkeys, Jimmy Hendrix, Led Zeppelin, Grateful Dead, Pink, Tech N9ne, Eminem, Ray Stevens, Little Richard, Prince, Paula Abdul, TLC, Metallica, Primus, Five Finger Death Punch, Tool...
Some of my favorite songs not by bands mentioned above: Colt 45, Purple People Eater, Desperado, Cats in the Cradle, Gangsters Paradise, I'm Only Joking, Genghis Khan, The Bachelor, Iris, The Freshman, Sail...
Favorite Movies:
Deadpool, Drop Dead Fred, The Meaning of Life, Life of Brian, The Labyrinth, Master of the Universe, Red Sonja, Conan The Barbarian, Winnie the Pooh, Blazing Saddles, Young Frankenstein, Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy, Spaceballs, Hook, What Dreams May Come, Monty Python and The Holy Grail, Indiana Jones, Star Wars...again to name a few
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
The craziest thing I have ever done...hmm...I videoed myself once while driving 65 mph down the highway. Doesn't sound too crazy, I know.
I didn't tell you the reason I was taking video. I was on my way to meet a friend of mine.
I was so very horny that I just had to play with myself. So while I was driving I videoed myself fingering my tight wet pussy, till I came all over my finger. Then I sent it to him.
When we met up he took me down a dirt road, fingering me the most of the way, then my mouth was on his hard cock, to a field in the woods.
Once there he pulled me out of the truck, pushed me face down on the back seat of his huge truck. My body half in and half out, on my tip toes barely reaching the ground, where he pounded me with his hard yummy cock till made my juices drip down my legs.
Right outside in the middle of the day. Then pounded my little pussy with his huge delicious dick, even more, until we both came and were completely spent.
It was the hottest and craziest thing I have ever done.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be in front of a fire naked on a bearskin rug in a castle in Ireland right now, if I could be anywhere.
Hobbies:
Crochet, Embroider, Sew, Wood Working, Crafts, Hiking, Fishing, Dancing, Baking, Cooking, Writing, Poetry.
Talents:
Artistic, can tie a cherry stem into at least two knots if long enough with my tongue, play the clarinet, vocal ;), dance, striptease, Photography.
Perfect Mate:
I will consider a partner in crime, when I can look at them grinning and say: "I know something you don't know. I am not left handed." And they understand that life is tough, messy, painful and dull; but it can be fun even in the hardest of times if you keep your sense of humor, fun, love and adventure.
Perfect Date:
A cave in the woods; a nice fire; a blanket to lay on; some throw pillows; picnic basket filled with crackers, cheese and fruit; a bottle of dry/slightly sweet red wine; some soft classical music; a sensitive barbarian; rain, definitely rain... drinking wine, music playing softly, watching the rain and the fire crackle, chatting and teasing, passionate sex on the blanket in front of the fire, feeding each other during small breaks...Absolutely magically sexy...Perfection
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Passion (not as in romantic passion, can be good and fun; as in need you now instinctive passion, passionate person) is a huge turn on. Watching, another huge turn on. Being watched and enjoyed is another huge turn on. Also seeing the effect I have. Hmm...Dirty talk and being vocal so I know you are enjoying yourself. I will respond so with the same.
Turn offs: Most of my turn offs aren't permitted any way, so not really a point in mentioning them. lol. So not such a big deal. Thats about all I can think of that is a turn off at the moment...If I come across more or think of some, I will update.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am a very sensual person at times and a goofy one at others. Girl next door, sexy librarian, milf. I just want to learn what I can, experience what I can and have fun doing it. :)
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