Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
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Five Things I Can't Live Without:
my critters, interwebs, beer, sex, and pizza.
Favorite Books:
Any of Charles Bukowski's poetry, Chuck P novels, idk I don't read enough anymore
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Hiking, kayaking, fucking, ganja, etc
Favorite Songs:
Dubstep and industrial
Favorite Movies:
I don't have the attention span for movies.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
That's a story for later.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Under the water but able to breathe.
Hobbies:
Yoga, cats, food
Talents:
Wouldn't you like to find out?
Perfect Mate:
Basically myself, but a man.
Perfect Date:
Anything outside... or skip the date and go straight to the endgame.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: small to average cocks, intellect, and humor
Turn offs: big cocks, stupidity, and mean people
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I WONT TAKE YOUR SOUL. Just kidding. I'm amazing.