Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
420 + 710 = 1130
Favorite Books:
50 Shades of Grey
Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy
IT
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Play with myself. Rub one over. Turn Japanese. Ride my hobby horse. Sexercise. Dive for bearded clams. Do the disappearing finger trick. Toggling the bit. Carpet bumping. Hide the snausage.
Favorite Songs:
Sonic Youth
She Wants Revenge
The Xx
Ronald Jenkies
80s Music
Favorite Movies:
Emmanuelle
Secretary
Naked Lunch
Tromeo And Juliet
SLC Punk
A Dirty Shame
The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, and Her Lover
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Masturbate during Philosophy class.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Stonehenge
Talents:
Cooking
Video Editing
Lookin' Sexy
Listening
Costuming
Gardening
Perfect Date:
Pretending we don't already know each other when meeting in a bar.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons:
Confidence
Sexting
Smooth Skin
Turn Offs:
Pushy People
Sweat
Stupidity