Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I actually read this on a local painting today and I loved it: "We're all just walking each other home."
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
My best friend, my guitar, my book, my dreams, sexy police officers and military men. Cats. Dick. Chocolate. Dick. Perfume. Cock. Coffee. Balls.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Watch Family Guy, COPS, play video games, go to open mic jams, bake, practice Italian language and so much more! Just ask
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Masturbated in a public parking lot, held on to the back of my brothers car while riding a skateboard and broke my face open
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Rome with my best friend, or in Prague
Perfect Mate:
Pizza. Always leaves me satisfied, easily available, lifts me up, the meat feels good in my mouth, is Italian, and is cheesy in all the right ways.
Perfect Date:
You dress up like Chris Redfield and we fuck like we're trying to repopulate the earth, you cum on my face and then we eat pizza. Rinse and repeat.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons? Men who have a great conversation, make me laugh! Pussy licking and neck kissing! Offs? Needy man children, beggars, poor etiquette, ghetto talk
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
If you're looking for an entitled brat, I'm not your girl. I'm edgy, bold, open-hearted and fun. You'll feel extremely special and surely feel relaxed and more happy in your life. What can I say? My big puppy brown eyes and genuine demeanor is something you need, you just don't know it yet