Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Is 42 too tired of a joke already??
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Fur Babies, Reading Materials, My Love, My Phone, and my Favourite Vibrator.
Favorite Books:
The Kushiel Series by Jacqueline Carey, The Thursday Next Series by Jasper Fforde, Margaret Atwood's Poetry and "Lady Oracle", "The Haunted Vagina", "Satan Burger", and "Village of the Mermaids" by Carlton Mellick III.
Favorite Songs:
Beyonc, Electric Six, Bloodhound Gang, Mindless Self Indulgence, Nicki Minaj, FKA Twigs, She Wants Revenge, A LOT more ahaha
Favorite Movies:
The Fifth Element, The Duchess, Belle, Witches of Eastwick, The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I gave a blowjob on the roof of a school building in college once.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I'd be right where I am, having a blast!
Hobbies:
Making color-coded lists, Masturbating, Experimenting with Makeup, Housewifery, collecting (hoarding) sex toys
Talents:
This one time I shoved a nickle up my nose and sneezed it out!
Perfect Mate:
My partner, rattlecanjunky@tumblr
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: RESPECFULNESS, formal wear, well groomed, strong handshake, old spice, sex toys,
Turn Offs: RUDENESS