LizIsBack
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It's Udderly Terrific!!!
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About Me
Username:
LizIsBack
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Ample
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Always Different
Eyes:
Brown
Height:
67 inches
City:
In my house
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
SLUT
Favorite Food:
Tube Steak ;)
About Me:
FOR THE LOVE OF SACK!
Balls. Scrotum. Sack. Family jewels. Testicles. Nuts. Whatever you want to call them is fine! I LOVE THEM SOOOOOOOO MUCH. While I love them all, the clean shaven, low hanging, floppy, sloppy, droopy, sticking to your leg kind are the ones that hold a special place in my heart.
Being a Brat comes naturally for me. I can be a sarcastic, handful, limit testing, sneaky, borderline disobedient, BRAT. With that being said, I love to submit but even more, I love being FORCED to submit. And sometimes, I have to be those things to get my way ;) TIA for understanding ;) I also have a sense of humor that not everyone likes or appreciates. For example, making my own and other people's genitals "talk". It's just what I do. I like to have fun. I like to play. I like to have a good time and not take shit too seriously.
I also love oral. Oral is like a gift. For me, it is better to give than to receive. That's not because I've had a bad experience or anything. I just get off more on giving. Just sayin...
.~~~~~~~~~~~My Amazon wish list can be found under the name Elizabitch :)
Tags:
pervert, brown eyes, ass, smile, goofy, fun, curvy, tits, natural, sleep, sassy, tattoo, crazy, kink, clothes pins, naughty, tasty, honest, horny, spank, paddle, fuck, cunt, masturbate, hourglass, american, wigs, shaved, toys, sex, brat, vagina
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Me. I am the meaning. Deal with it.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1) my dogs
2) interesting sex
3) balls, nutz, scrotum, family jewels, sack.. call it what you will, I love them so much
4) my cow collection
5) my yarn (don't make fun... I can crochet some bad ass shit)
Favorite Books:
Dirty, naughty, filthy Penny Birch novels.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
You mean besides touch myself? and besides sex? and besides being a slut? and besides reading dirty books? and besides crocheting awesome shit? and besides hanging out with my bad ass doggies? Pretty much nothing.
Favorite Songs:
Metallica, Apocalyptica, Sia, Eminem, Richard Cheese, Beck, Cake, Bon Jovi, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Def Leppard
Favorite Movies:
The Three Amigos
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Depends on what your definition of crazy is....
Hobbies:
Sleep.. I'm really good at it. When I'm not sleeping I like to make zippers with my clothes pins.
Talents:
Being a slut is a talent in itself.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Things that turn me on: A man who smells good! I love Dirty talk, a sarcastic sense of humor, hands around my throat, thigh highs, big balls in my face, clothespins, intelligent conversation, being told I'm a dirty little fucking whore.
Things that turn me off: Bad hygiene, people that beg, being disrespectful.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
On 12/14/15 I will have 5 years clean. I am VERY proud of this and staying clean comes first. The tattoo on my left forearm reads: "...freedom can only be achieved by a grim and obstinate willfulness to hang on to abstinence com HELL or HIGH WATER..." Basic Text p. 77 ....Sex is my one and only vice I have left (not even coffee or soda; no caffeine) and I embrace every minute of it.
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milenko143
so wish you were in AZ
yucum1st
so cute
AZniceguy
so loveable