Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Fall not in love for it will stick to your face.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1) Lizzys lips, 2) stock options, 3) hand sanitizer
Favorite Books:
A Tale Of Two Titties by Charles Dickens
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Travel
Favorite Movies:
1) Twilight Saga: Its Bad Luck To Moon A Vampire. 2) Twilight Saga: Prelude To The Afternoon Of A Sexually Aroused Werewolf.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Circumcise a mosquito.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Visiting Lizzy at her ranch.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn On - 1) adaptive radiation, 2) oxidation reduction, 3) transitional epithelial tissue, 4) achieving new highs in raccoon torture, 5) Schumann Resonance. Turn Off - 1) politics, 2) shitty music, 3) pollution, 4) mute nostril agony.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am a very happy boy