Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Gwar.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Gwar
Dobechan
My dude
Sex
Marijuana
Favorite Books:
Clan of the Cave Bear
Anything Scifi
Historical Fictions
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Multiple orgasms while hitting a bong and raging gwar until I pass put in a glorious puddle of fuck sweat and wash it off in a bubble bath and game while eating chocolates until the water gets cold.
Favorite Songs:
Gwar
Favorite Movies:
Orgasmo
Phallus in Wonderland
My Porn
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Crawled into a dryer and pretended it was my space pod. Then got stuck for a while. Thank you Jager and Mushrooms.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Kansas
Hobbies:
Fappin
Selfies
Banging
Gaming
Smoking Weed
Napping
Talents:
Deepthroating
Having a perfect ass
Never knowing what the fuck is really going on.
Color pencil organization
Sucking dick until my mouth breaks
Ruining the moment
Perfect Mate:
Got one
Perfect Date:
A fast one so we can go home where I can scream while you bang me until I go permanently crosseyed.
Turn Ons/Offs:
On-
Being paid to bang myself for you.
Showing my boyfriend my old content and watching him get a boner
Confidence
Pussy slaps and booty Spanks
Knowing what Gqar song I'm listening to
Offs-
Overeating
Haggling
You mentioning your family
2 pump chumps
People who arent old enough to drink at the bar
Face slaps
Cilantro
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm pretty fucking rad. I'm funny, creative, sexy, smart, I roll perfect joints, I can fuck for days, I can beat you I'm video games, know how to load the dishwasher, adaptable and accepting and will be the first one to violently fistfuck those who support the dark side. Be good.