Luv4Isa
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Last Login:
2 weeks ago
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About Me
Username:
Luv4Isa
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Athletic
Ethnicity:
Various
Hair:
Brown
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
225 pounds
Height:
77 inches
Age:
88
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Ladies Man / Panty Inspector
School:
hard knocks
Favorite Food:
Latinas
Pets:
none
Automobile:
2010 Tahoe
About Me:
A little bird flew very far to a distant land. When it got there it found it was a very cold, frigid land and the bird froze to death... Shortly after the bird froze, a cow passed by and took a dump directly on top of him. The warm shit that fell on him melted the ice and the bird was resurrected! Alive again but now buried, he started chirping. A cat passed by, heard his cries and dug him out of the shit! And then... The cat ate the bird!!! Moral of the story: I.)The person who takes a dump on you is not always your enemy II.)The person that takes you out of the shit is not always your friend III.)Sometimes when your in DEEP SHIT, it is better to KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT!
Author:Unknown
Tags:
funny, sarcastic, light hearted, gentlemen
Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Who knows? (and if someone thinks they do know.. Unless they are God himself, their full of SHIT...!)
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
air, water, food, my pistol and my luv(in that order)
Favorite Books:
George R.R Martin "A Game of Thrones"
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Have fun
Favorite Songs:
Favorite Movies:
Revolver, Im Gonna Get You Sucka, Trading Places, Snatch, Fast6, Poetic Justice... (&many more)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
join mfc
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Some where in Colombia w/ mi amor..... !!
Perfect Mate:
a woman that knows what she wants and has common sense.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: a woman w/ a sense of humor Turn offs: Material girls
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I like to make ppl laugh
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