Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To live it before you're worm food, because this is all we get, so EXPLORE your kinky side while you can.
Favorite Books:
Lately, some beat literature or Dostoevsky. I'm reading Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Sanfran Foer at the moment. Want to be my human ashtray while I read and enjoy a smoke?
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Tease you and take your pennies. Lots of pennies.
Favorite Songs:
Other than the sound of my playthings begging for mercy?
LCD Soundsystem, Velvet Underground, Elliott Smith, White Stripes, Einsturzende Neubauten, Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds, Decemberists, The Kills, Zombies, Horrors, The Strokes, Dead Weather, Joy Division, Rolling Stones, Brian Jonestown Massacre, Dr. Dog, Black Keys, Skinny Puppy, Ministry, OFWGKTA, Das Racist, Sonic Youth, Butthole Surfers, Muddy Waters, Screamin' Jay Hawkins, Portishead, Rob Zombie, Country Teasers, Sleigh Bells...
Favorite Movies:
Naked Lunch, Beetlejuice, Ghost World, Stranger Than Paradise, Wristcutters, Blue Velvet, Eraserhead, Pink Flamingos, Royal Tennenbaums, Trainspotting, Cabaret, Amelie, Big Lebowski, Party Monster, Bunny and the Bull, Fear and Loating in Las Vegas...
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Wouldn't YOU like to know.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Back in Brooklyn, where I belong and will return to in a few months. Go to my website MissLydiaDarling.com and help me get there.
Hobbies:
All sorts of awesome shit.
Talents:
Tip like a man and find out, hmm?
Perfect Mate:
No one. Everyone.
Perfect Date:
Those who are afraid of a fetish fantasy skip this. Going to a five-star restaurant, eating MY meal while using your cock-and-ball bound body as a foot rest for my heel-adorned feet while you satisfy your hunger by nibbling on whatever scraps I toss close enough to your mouth.
I like to treat my sissy sluts to the very best, what can I say?
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I love what I do and I give a shit, so if you dare...