MERP__
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About Me
Username:
MERP__
Gender:
Male
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Black
Eyes:
Brown
Weight:
223 pounds
Height:
72 inches
Age:
39
City:
Los Angeles now, but a proud Chicagoan
Country:
United States
Sexual Preference:
Straight
Smoke:
Non Smoker
Drink:
Occasional
Drugs:
Never
Marital Status:
Single
School:
Graduated
Pets:
Dogs
About Me:
I find it strange that models sell their worn panties. Just creeps me out to think about what certain members would do with them and why they'd pay so much to have them....... I never tip on my first time in a model's room. I want to see if they're cool first. Consider me the MFC version of a girl who doesn't put out on the first date.
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Interests & Hobbies
Favorite Books:
Anything that treats the English language with respect.... speaking of which, I hate members who call models 'bb'... it's not a word... it's an item, fired out of a toy gun... are people on this site really that lazy or that uneducated that they can't add 2 letters to spell out the entire semi-insulting term towards a woman?
What I Like To Do For Fun:
On MFC, specifically, taking note of funny things MFC models say:
'Ouch. I just tripped over a dildo.' -- BGreenLaw
'naked workouts? i would except my boobs are too bouncy and i'm afraid i'll damage them' -- LegoPrincess
'it feels strange having pants on' -- SophiaB
"i haven't gotten to spank myself at all yet today" -- HaleyRyder
"I have the attention span of a hamster." -- Skye_Evans
Talents:
Picking out which MFC models have that special 'IT' factor/quality.
Turn Ons/Offs:
When women overreact to things people say. After model Jenny_Jones dyed her hair from brown to dark black I said this "i liked your lighter hair a lot but dark is good, too, i suppose..." and she freaked out on me with several expletives and then banned me from her room. Never said I hated it. Never said she looked bad. But ok, whatever.... talk about an overly-emotional freak. Avoid Jenny_Jones like the plague.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I can be generous with tips. NOTE TO MODELS: If you look at my current token status and it says I have none, it's because I don't purchase until I want to spend. If I like you or want to go private, I will buy plenty of them. But I don't just keep them in stock waiting for something I like because I get anxious and spend them in dumb ways.
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MERP__
I don't know the person below... seems like they have some serious anger issues
Just_Drinkit
Fucking pimp asshole.
Just_Drinkit
You punk ass bitch. If you come into a room I am in I will tear you a new asshole BOY, Understand?
SammieAdams
LOL here is my butt !! telling all models ... MERP is probably the most understanding guy on mfc. He does exactly what he says he will do then he loves to spoil if you spoil him !! LADIES SPOIL THIS MAN XOXO THANK YOU MERP FOR ALL YOUR SUPPORT
ValerieVixen
"I've noticed that if a model's main photo is of their butt and you enter their room and all you can see is their butt, it likely means their butt is much better than their face." What does this theory mean for me... That my karaoke is much better than my cumshows? :'(
Lol thank god for the comedic relief, not to mention the guidance, that you provide regarding MFC! I'm so lucky to have made a true friend on here ^.^
MyaLennon
I love your profile Merp, your sense of humor is awesome!
PlayboyAgent
Thank you kindly for your MFC E-mail message. I responded, by sending you a reply (Good Luck).
BobbyStryker
One the coolest guys i know on MFC THANKS 4 BEING A GREAT FRIEND