Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
I don't know about all that stuff but i do know that life is way to short so lets live it up and party.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Espn, Green Tabasco, Deoderant, St. Paddys Day and My Pillow
Favorite Books:
Anthing John Grisham or John Steinbeck
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Ride Horses, Fishing/Hunting or anything outdoors, Sports of any kind watch or play, I love movies perferably on the couch, working on cars, kyaking in the Louisiana swamps, singing in the shower usually off off key
Favorite Songs:
Favorite songs just so happen to be "The Zoo" by the scorpians, "Lick it Up" by Kiss and Rod Stewart's "Da Ya Think I'm Sexy?"
Favorite Movies:
Horror movies like the Shining, I like a big strong man to hold me when im scared. My Favorite of all time is Rocky Horror Picture Show.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Base Jumping- Who in hell jumps off a perfectly good bridge with a parachute that might not even open.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Anywhere cool New Orleans is hotter than the pits of Hades during the summer.
Hobbies:
collecting seashells, cooking, gardening, and photography
Talents:
Im a really good cook some say im fantastic. I can make anything grow, I was blessed with a super green thumb. I can also tie a cherry stem with my tongue.
Perfect Mate:
Just like me only with a penis.
Perfect Date:
Any major sporting event wih the best seats in the house with a man who is just as obsessed with the sport as i am, and beer glasses never get empty.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn off's- Chewing with mouth open,interuppting or talking over me or someone else, bad hygiene/bad breath, disrespect of any kind, momma's boy's, self-centered egotistacal narcissistic assholes, male or female
Turn on's- When a man wears just the right amout of cologne, Chivalry, the purr of a 454chevy big block, spontaneous adventures, 12 year old scotch and good whisky
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Im the funniest person i know in a sarcastic asshole kind of way!