Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
"The aim of life is self-development. To realize one's nature perfectly-that is what each of us is here for." Oscar Wilde
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
a pencil, my iPod, my dog, marijuana, and my body scrubber for to make many bubbles
Favorite Books:
So many. The Prince of Tides, Flower for Algernon, All the King's Men, To Kill A Mockingbird. Favorite Authors: Oscar Wilde, Carl Hiaasen, Kurt Vonnegut, Margaret Atwood, Stephen King
What I Like To Do For Fun:
drawing, sudoku, television, movies, youtube videos, crafts (sewing, needlepoint, knitting), reading books/magazines/newspaper, reading comics, arguing about everything (I LOVE arguing... I am a politics major)
Favorite Songs:
I literally listen to everything but right now: Kendrick Lamar, Tobacco, Led Zeppelin, Ten Years After, Gold Panda, Rina Sawayama, Mistah Mirk
Favorite Movies:
Again, so many. The Silence of Lambs, Blazing Saddles, Trading Place, The Elephant Man, Black Swan, Mad Max: Fury Road, To Die For and anything directed by Stanley Kubrick or Quentin Tarantino
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
gone through airport security black out drunk (underaged), 69'd in a park (at night), had a threesome with two strangers, tripped on acid, made a myfreecams account
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Amsterdam
Hobbies:
Making art: Drawing, sculpting, painting, comics
Talents:
Flexible, creative, can make weird noises, dancing, overall knowledge of trivial trivia, sharp eyed, human fire hydrant
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: humor, bondage, discipline, scents, submission, sado-masochism, spanking, music, coffee breath, choking, rough sex, teasing, denial, age difference, primal play, exhibitionism, hair pulling, humiliation, forced orgasms. I'm kind of a freak...
Turn Offs: deliberate ignorance, bad taste in music, bad smells, racism/sexism/homophobia/xenophobia, slut shaming, hypocrisy, rudeness, incest (you all need Jesus!)
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I look all cute and innocent on the outside but honestly, I'm a big ol' bag of crazy. I'm serious when I use the word eclectic. I have the humor of a 12 year old boy, the musical taste of a 40 year old man, the temperament of a cool grandma, and the body of a model. If you're looking for a weird girl who can make you laugh with political commentary and burps and cross eyes, then look no further