Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Metal and sardines
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Coffee
Eyeliner
Vibrator
Smut
Computer
Favorite Books:
Naughty ones with stains to mark the best pages
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Ohu kno..*macaroni noises
Favorite Songs:
Neon moon
Favorite Movies:
The one where step bro helps step sis
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I had a wet dream about weird al yankovic once
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Antartica bc penguins
Hobbies:
Ur mom
Talents:
I can lick my elbow
Perfect Mate:
Chad Kroeger
Perfect Date:
Anime n chill
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn on:
Ronald McDonald
Michael Cera
Big Tiddy Goth Mommys
Lasagna
Turn off:
No banana bread at work dawg
Mondays
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am 411 with large bewbs