Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Screaming Outkast lyrics in a truck stop bathroom.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Whiskey, Bald Men With Big Dicks, Dance Dance Revolution, Marlboro Red's, Amy Winehouse
Favorite Books:
John Green, Charles Bukowski, Stephen King, Nicholas Sparks.
Favorite Songs:
Brand New, Rancid, Johnny Hobo and the Freight Trains, Leftover Crack, Fall Out Boy, Terror, The Story So Far, The Casualties, Violent Femmes, Modest Mouse, Devotchkas, Blatz, Transplants, Johnny Cash, Big Sean, Nicki Minaj, Of Montreal, Bayside, and so so so much more.
Favorite Movies:
The Notebook, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Mean Girls, My Bloody Valentine 3D, Accepted, Project X, Cinderella, Beauty and the Beast Enchanted Christmas, The Fault in our Stars, Titanic, Insidious.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Jumped off of a roof naked into a snowbank !
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Doin' it on the dick in a Denny's bathroom
Hobbies:
Scrapbooking, Painting, Drawing, Traveling, Writing Amazon Erotica, Watching Netflix.
Talents:
Violin, Piano, Guitar, Painting, Getting Really drunk and singing drake songs to peoples voicemails.
Perfect Mate:
Dad.
Perfect Date:
Eating Chinese food.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Hit me in the face please & Don't smell bad.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am a religion all in its self.