Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Fuck it
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
None of your damn business
Favorite Books:
I read.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Jerk Off
Favorite Songs:
I listen to music.
Favorite Movies:
I watch movies.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I plead the fifth. 1, 2, 3, 4, FIF!!!!!!!!!!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Your bed
Hobbies:
I have those too.
Talents:
I'm an asshole
Perfect Mate:
Does it have a vagina?
Perfect Date:
Putting it in eventually
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Vaginas
Turn offs: Penis
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Do you really want to get to know me?