Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Happiness? Having my own apartment would make me happy. Also 2 pounds of crab legs and an X-Files marathon. Let's make it happen.
But seriously. I would never eat crab legs on camera. I have the table manners of a muskox.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Basic biological necessities (air, nutrients, and water)
2. Distractions (books or film)
3. An outlet (instrument, canvas, stage)
I think I cheated...
Favorite Books:
Catch-22 by Joseph Heller and anything by Douglas Adams, Charles Bukowski, Kurt Vonnegut, or Thomas Harris.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
See: hobbies.
Favorite Songs:
David Bowie is my skinny, white, lizard God. Amanda Palmer, Chris Isaak, Linda Perry, Pink Floyd.
Favorite Movies:
The African Queen, The Big Lebowski, When Harry Met Sally, Silence of the Lambs, The Goonies.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Changed into the cute underwear I bought for a sex date in a church parking lot at 2am. I've been pretty sheltered.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Viva Las Vegas! I've never been and long for a dry heat as opposed to this humid wasteland. :b
Hobbies:
Knitting, making music, crocheting, cooking. I am a legit old woman.
Talents:
I'm sure I could do the Molly Ringwald lipstick thing if I tried. I sing like a drunken, tone-deaf angel. I can knit things in square and/or rectangle shapes.
Perfect Mate:
Tilda Swinton. 'Nuff sed, you guys.
Perfect Date:
"I'd have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket."
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons: Light spanking, nipple play, patience, a sense of humor. If you own a puppy, I will contemplate marrying you for at least 1/8th of a heartbeat.
Offs: Dick pics. I dunno what it is about finding strange and unrequested cock in my inbox that I find so detestable. Alas, not all mysteries are ours to solve.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm sort of funny and a little bit cute. Plus, I like to think I'm kind as fuck. And did I mention I can sing like a highly inebriated, possibly a little off-key angel?