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Profile Headline: The one with va va voom and a face of pure poetry.
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Username: Miss_Machete
CamScore: 425
Gender: Female
Body Type: Ample
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Hair: Brown
Eyes: Hazel
Weight: 175 pounds
Height: 68 inches
Age: 37
City: Buffalo
Country: United States
Sexual Preference: Bisexual
Smoke: Non Smoker
Drink: Occasional
Drugs: Never
Marital Status: Single
Occupation/Major: Broadcasting and Communications
School: Some college/ Broadcasting Certificate/ eager to lean more
Favorite Food: Sushi and Dolsot Bebimbop
Pets: None Yet.
Automobile: Point me in the direction of something affordable.
About Me: I grew up training in tae kwon do, Danced, was homeschooled all my life, did alot of theater, Singing lessons, I made sure to get a social life. When I turned 18 I became rebellious, 19 I went to college, got a bartenders certificate and did alot of stage combat. 21 worked as a financial care rep for t-mobile for a year and realized im not the proper personality for this job at all! So a year after quiting and struggling I found this site... I feel like its ment for me. I can't wait to meet new fine people. I want to say thank you to anyone who supports me, I know there are many other skinnier prettier models.. but you choose to spend time with me and I am very greatful! :D I come from a big family.. and don't want anyone finding out what I do here... I don't get nasty and dirty on main because I feel that my moments are for privacy, its beautiful... for you. I even feel awkward in groups. My moans and pleasures are a spiritual journey. I love making love... because the other person is there to hold you down so you don't float away.
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Sunday (drop in to find out!)
Monday I'm Usually online from 8:00 pm until 2:00 am
Tuesday I'm Usually online from 8:00 pm until 2:00 am
Wednesday I'm Usually online from 2:00 pm until 8:00 pm
Thursday I'm Usually online from 8:00 pm until 3:00 am
Friday I'm Usually online from 8:30 pm until 3:00 am
Saturday (drop in to find out!)
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Meaning of Life: I don't have the answers to this universe... but the meaning of life is many teachings and struggles so that we will understand that heaven is good. I believe in treating others the way you yourself would want to be treated. I think the bible is a bedtime moral story, but that doesnt mean I dont believe you should be nice.
Five Things I Can't Live Without: Chapstick, Toilet Paper, best friends, Music, and computer with internet!!
Favorite Books: I love anything written by Ray Bradbury, Nicholas Sparks, Charlaine Harris, Tennessee Williams, Cook books, and anything funny. Just finished 'Eat Pray Love' be Elizabeth Gilbert... Absolutely amazing. I now want to travel the world and find my guru.
What I Like To Do For Fun: I like to bullshit with my friends, hang out in citys and shop when I can, try new reastaurants, talk to new people, pretty myself up :)
Favorite Songs: Snake River Conspiracy, Sneaker Pimps, Fluffy Starr, Celldweller, Team Sleep, Classic Rock, just about any music minus country and rap.
Favorite Movies: The Big Bad Swim, The Answer Man, Dare, Donnie Darko, Fight Club, 25th Hour,American History x (See a theme?), The Answer Man, The Squid and the Whale, Havoc, Repo! The Genetic Opera, Death Proof, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2, American Beauty, Waiting for Guffman, But Im a Cheerleader, Princess Bride, American Beauty, Across the Universe, Old Dogs, and if you want me to throw in a porno, I would have to say chunky cheerleaders two... it didn't turn me on but it made me laugh hysterically. The acting is so terrible!
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: Signing up for this site most likely, but proir too it would be driving to New York (from michigan) in the middle of the night without asking or telling my mom when I was freshly 18.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: It would be in a warm beachy area like bora bora or some 5 star island resort.
Hobbies: Talking to people... I love it! I love cooking, Singing, redecorating, working out, shopping, going out to eat with my best friends, Downloading new music, Swimming, camping, traveling, and making people laugh
Talents: Cooking, Singing, Acting, wiggling my ears, quoting movies, and making silly faces! :p
Perfect Mate: My perfect mate would be my best friend. Someone I can feel comfortable with. I know this sounds cheesy or odd.. but I always take them to the grocery store. I I want someone who is very into me mentally, emotionally, and physically. I want someone that doesnt feel the need to lie to me.. Most importantly, one I want to and desire to touch bellies with... one I want to spoil and that wants to spoil me.
Perfect Date: One that is more creative than dinner and a movie... both of those things are nice but, not for a first date. Just be yourself, let me get to know you and that would be perfect... bring chocolate too. haha!
Turn Ons/Offs: Turn ons is lightly touching me, turn off is roughy touching me. I ABSOLUTELY FUCKING HATE BABY TALK! Keep clear of the collar bone please?
Best Reason to Get to Know Me: Because I am unjudgemental. My friends tell me they never had friends that uplift them and make them feel as good as I do. Its because I know how to give the gift of real love. I was brought here to earth to make people feel good and better and thats what I will do. I am filled with wisdom, and the fire to learn more.
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Alright now I think you are just avoiding me!HA HA!!Just wanted to say HI!!
Penny is a really sweet sexy girl. absolutely top shelf
leave me a message so I'll know when you might be on. Would really like to see you again!!
Had a great time Penny! You shouldn't be so self conscious, you're very PRETTY!!!
Hi bb - welcome to MFC. Great attitude and great profile. Hope that you have a fantastic time here and have lots of sexxxy fun. Enjoy it because you are gorgeous XXXX

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