Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Shake 'em while you got 'em.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
kissing, hugging, boning, head (giving/receiving), my glasses - haha, and somehow they always end up under my butt
Favorite Books:
The Joy of Sex, Sex at Dawn, Masters of Sex. But really I'm a nerd who wears glasses and loves to read on your porch without pants on.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
More like "who" I like to do for fun, right guys?? right?
Favorite Songs:
I can't hear anything over the sound us moaning.
Favorite Movies:
Muppets Christmas Carol, anything on tubegalore.com, also beeg.com, also A Serbian Film, cause I'm fucked up like that.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Have you seen Debbie Does Dallas?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Are you saying there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Hobbies:
Fitting larger and larger things into my mouth, sewing tiny things for me to wear or you to take off me with your teeth, drawing you like one of my French girls, petting my pussy - really, I like cats.
Talents:
sucking, jerking, twisting, churning, humping, bumping, water sports, yogic feats of flexibility, kissing (like, backseat of your best friend's father's car, making out with braces until 11pm, super dope), have I mentioned the things I can do with my hands yet?
Perfect Mate:
I'll have one of each please!
Perfect Date:
you, me, your girlfriend, a bed
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: sexual liberation, bikinis, babes, babes in bikinis drinking beer, sluts, sluts, sluts, I also really love Las Vegas.
Turn offs: bras - like, why cover them nips? right?! actually, let's just say under garments in general...lose 'em! well, unless there's a sexy dance involved...is there a sexy dance involved?
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm your best friend with a sweet rack and a tight puss. let's drink beers and hit on babes...