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Profile Headline: "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day" - Winnie the Pooh

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Username: MySaltyPNuts

Gender: Male

Body Type: Little in the middle

Weight: 1000 pounds

Height: 2 inches

City: Baconville

Country: United States

Sexual Preference: Straight

Smoke: Heavy

Drink: Heavy

Drugs: Heavy User

Occupation/Major: plus plus plus size model

School: BSU (Bacon State University)

Favorite Food: bacon with a side of bacon ontop a heaping helping of bacon

Pets: Megosaurus Rex

Automobile: one made of bacon

About Me: i'm fat, i like bacon, i wear tighty whiteys, i wear badass funky shoes and i can make hawaiian guitar sounds with my nose....please calm down ladies, there is enough of me to go around

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Meaning of Life: I have learned that you can go anywhere you want to go and do anything you want to do and buy all the things that you want to buy and meet all the people that you want to meet and learn all the things that you desire to learn and if you do all these things but are not madly in love with bacon: you have still not begun to live.

Five Things I Can't Live Without: bacon and eggs, bacon without the eggs, bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich, bacon without the lettuce and tomato sandwich, plate of bacon (with or without the plate)

Favorite Books: THE JOY OF CYCLING - Im on my Carbon CUBE Racer and Im Whizzing through the street. - My gangly legs are spinning as My bum rubs against the seat - An hour or so of cycling and my Skin begins to wear. - My bottom starts to grumble with A pain I just cant bear! - I have to stand and pedal so my Poor bum gets a break. - But then the road gets hilly and my Legs begin to ache. -The road it takes a different turn Ahead a flock of sheep - I lose my grip on plops of poo and land heavily in a heap. **** A beautiful poem about courage by TOTOGEE****

What I Like To Do For Fun: I like to annoy Megs with my erotic bacon talk

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Favorite Movies: ones with random nudity

Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: enter Meg's room

If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: near bacon

Hobbies: A Rap Performed By Megsy Wegsy: -my name is Megsy Wegsy...i am so short and sweet -my homies come into my room to sit and watch me eat -I like to gamble cards and dice....this is not a sin -When I play with Desert_Plains he can't ever win -I really hate disrespectful guys...they really have some nerve -It's a good thing Bearsfan scares them off...he's our in house perv -I like when smart guys are in my room...they make me think a lot -Ace is our resident genius...and he likes to smoke the pot -MFC is a strange cool site...it attracts many different souls -We always miss Uncle_Remus...especially when he bowls -Cool guys are fun and nice....they don't talk about their boners -V is a really cool guy...you can find him in the corner -Some guys are just sick and gross...all they want is porn -We like when Rob is in the room...cause he has a unicorn The Megateam really likes it...when I stand and shake my can -There is one person that loses worse than Desert...his name is Gtlmann -I'm a seasoned hardcore OGee...to you this isn't strange -exclamation points are my favorite...especially when used by Change -I'm an icey chilly stone cold killa....this I have to be -Where the hell is that damn Texy....watch out kid he has to pee -I run the streets I run the game...this i sure must mention -What's up with fuckin' Nota....he thinks he's fucking Croation -Look at me wrong I'll rip out your spine...this can't be forsaken -What's up with fucking Pooh and Cole...I bet they both have sex with bacon -The moral of the story is easy....lust after me and the others you toss -One look at this rockin body and face...you should know who's the boss

Talents: ability to make eating bacon an erotic experience and you ladies know exactly what I mean...so please tell me cause I have no idea how to make eating bacon erotic...unless it's the way my face glistens after licking the bacon grease off the plate? erotic? I'd say yes!

Perfect Mate: Office Hottie :(

Perfect Date: any day or night with Office Hottie :(

Turn Ons/Offs: Megs in a sombrero with bacon / no bacon

Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I'm fat, I smell like bacon, my underwear looks like a Jackson Pollock painting...I'm what the ladies call "a catch"

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MySaltyPNuts

Mother of everything holy and good! Look at those donuts!

Megs_Dessert

I've got fudge

Megs_Dessert

Dude, finish eating and come back...been a while.

Megs_Dessert

You missed the most amazing thing, Meg was looking incredibly gorgeous, she had all this food around with more coming...the room was completely clean and all of a sudden...opps, gotta go...finish later...

MySaltyPNuts

come visit me on Only Fats wink wink

Trev13_

Hey cutie, you never responded to me bb. Can I see them belly folds?

Megs_Dessert

You have been found out Salty...if that's even your real name!! People on MFC would not post sweet messages to more than one person and think it's ok. We are a respectful community.

MySaltyPNuts

they stop by to write on the wall but they stay for dis ass

Pr1nc3ss_

Writing on your profile wall

Trev13_

Hey there cutie, keep up the eatin' my naughty little.. I wrote this and got sidetracked and forgot what I was going to say because I'm so high. :mwave

Pr1nc3ss_