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Profile Headline: "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day" - Winnie the Pooh

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Username: MySaltyPNuts

Gender: Male

Body Type: Little in the middle

Weight: 1000 pounds

Height: 2 inches

City: Baconville

Country: United States

Sexual Preference: Straight

Smoke: Heavy

Drink: Heavy

Drugs: Heavy User

Occupation/Major: plus plus plus size model

School: BSU (Bacon State University)

Favorite Food: bacon with a side of bacon ontop a heaping helping of bacon

Pets: Megosaurus Rex

Automobile: one made of bacon

About Me: i'm fat, i like bacon, i wear tighty whiteys, i wear badass funky shoes and i can make hawaiian guitar sounds with my nose....please calm down ladies, there is enough of me to go around

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Meaning of Life: I have learned that you can go anywhere you want to go and do anything you want to do and buy all the things that you want to buy and meet all the people that you want to meet and learn all the things that you desire to learn and if you do all these things but are not madly in love with bacon: you have still not begun to live.

Five Things I Can't Live Without: bacon and eggs, bacon without the eggs, bacon lettuce and tomato sandwich, bacon without the lettuce and tomato sandwich, plate of bacon (with or without the plate)

Favorite Books: food menus

What I Like To Do For Fun: I like to annoy Megs with my erotic bacon talk

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Favorite Movies: ones with random nudity and food eating scenes

Craziest Thing I've Ever Done: enter Meg's room

If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now: near bacon

Hobbies: making car tarps out of my old underwear

Talents: ability to make eating bacon an erotic experience and you ladies know exactly what I mean...so please tell me cause I have no idea how to make eating bacon erotic...unless it's the way my face glistens after licking the bacon grease off the plate? erotic? I'd say yes!

Perfect Mate: A Door Dasher

Perfect Date: food shopping day

Turn Ons/Offs: food deliveries left at my front door

Best Reason to Get to Know Me: I'm fat, I smell like bacon, my underwear looks like a Jackson Pollock painting...I'm what the ladies call "a catch"

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Pr1nc3ss_

MySaltyPNuts

Mother of everything holy and good! Look at those donuts!

Megs_Dessert

I've got fudge

Megs_Dessert

Dude, finish eating and come back...been a while.

Megs_Dessert

You missed the most amazing thing, Meg was looking incredibly gorgeous, she had all this food around with more coming...the room was completely clean and all of a sudden...opps, gotta go...finish later...

MySaltyPNuts

come visit me on Only Fats wink wink

Trev13_

Hey cutie, you never responded to me bb. Can I see them belly folds?

Megs_Dessert

You have been found out Salty...if that's even your real name!! People on MFC would not post sweet messages to more than one person and think it's ok. We are a respectful community.

MySaltyPNuts

they stop by to write on the wall but they stay for dis ass

Pr1nc3ss_

Writing on your profile wall

Trev13_

Hey there cutie, keep up the eatin' my naughty little.. I wrote this and got sidetracked and forgot what I was going to say because I'm so high. :mwave

Pr1nc3ss_