Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
satisfy every impulse and treasure every memory
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
PC
Internet
Scuba gear
Games
Air
Favorite Books:
Using statistics to understand the environment
Feral
Grandma why are you so fat
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Play PC games
Play boardgames
Play card games
Cosplay
Petplay
Scuba dive
Watch porn with pitch control set to high, its hilarious
Favorite Songs:
Anything by Daft Punk
Favorite Movies:
Spirited away
Perfect blue
Forest gump
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Had sex in a public park whilst wearing my nintendo knee high sock and space kitteh backpack. Afterwards he took my panties and made me walk home with cum running down my legs :P
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Underwater chilling with flipper and willy
Hobbies:
Scuba diving
PC Gaming
Dancing
Scientific study
Bird watching
Talents:
I can calculate the probability of your future kids being ginger, from memory, just by asking 4 basic questions
Perfect Mate:
Anyone I can co-op with on portal 2 or attend LAN parties with.
Perfect Date:
Playing games till 3am then fucking till the early afternoon
Turn Ons/Offs:
Ons:
Sex outside
Toys
BDSM
Submission (by me)
Dominance (by someone else)
Latex
Statistical analysis
Offs:
Medical play
Blood play
Medical play
Scat
Basically anything gross
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm a full on nerd baller and an all round friendly person. I love talking nerdy and would gladly spend a day co-oping with you through GTA V, Portal 2 or anything else. There literally isn't anyone nerdier than me.