Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
To have sex. Like, alot.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Sex. Beer. Pizza. Porn. Internet.
Favorite Books:
Clifford the Big Red Dog. Very interesting read!
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sit on my ass and do nothin'!
Favorite Songs:
Hmm I guess my favorite would have to be: Teach me How to Dougie.
They be like smooth(what?)
Can you teach me how to dougie?
You know why?
Cause all da bitches love me(aye)
All I need is a beat that's super bumpin
And for you, you, and you to back it up and dump it!
Ahhh this song sure brings back memories ;)
Favorite Movies:
Pornos are the best movies. :D
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Talk to my toaster but I only did it because the refrigerator was mad at me.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be in between your ass cheeks.
Hobbies:
Filling out these profiles just is the highlight of my days! Loveeee ittt. <3 <3 <3
Talents:
Sarcasm.
Perfect Mate:
The kind who is always there, like 24/7 never leaves your side. Creepy stalker guys are so cute. Hubby TYPE.
Perfect Date:
The beach... ??? I guess since I live in AZ I'm just desperate for some water.
Turn Ons/Offs:
I love it when guys never pay, don't listen, are rude and interrupt. Those are some hard guys to find.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I said so.