Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
We are living in a simulation, there is no life.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Lube, porn, my hands, my penis, internet
Favorite Books:
The ones that hold my table stable or have money between the pages.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Slap random peoples asses, dance around naked at public restrooms, pretend im a peeing statue, french kiss my neighbours, massage my manboobs
Favorite Songs:
All songs that make me hard.
Favorite Movies:
Porn movies
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Tried to eat a salad.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Behind your bedroom window.
Hobbies:
Masturbating
Talents:
I'm right handed but can make my penis hard with my left hand.
Perfect Mate:
Dominant woman who wakes me up by fucking me in the ass with a 10-11 inch strapon every morning.
Perfect Date:
I want to ride unicorns with someone who I care about deeply and also want to finger that special someone at the same time so good quality saddles are needed.
Turn Ons/Offs:
People who don't share their food with me.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I don't know I can try to wear deodorant every once in a while if that makes me more attractive.