Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Be a good Scout & keep a tight asshole
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Oxygen
Water
and that's about it
Favorite Books:
Whatever I'm reading at the moment
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sleep
Favorite Songs:
See above.
Favorite Movies:
So many movies, so little space.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Better if I didn't say. Ok, schroom enemas?
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Right where I am
Hobbies:
Enbalming
Talents:
None whatsoever
Perfect Mate:
Me
Perfect Date:
Paris, 1907
Turn Ons/Offs:
Binary/Choices
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
You won't want to.