Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
Find what you love, then let it fucking kill you.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Im not that kind of person. I truly believe you need to LOVE YOURSELF openly and honestly and KNOW that you are loved. After that you can live without needing/desiring a thing.
Favorite Books:
Encyclopedias, Anything with Pop-ups, backs of cereal boxes
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Sex of course!
Walking the river shore
Stargazing
Favorite Songs:
If my head is bobbin' it's music to me. But i prefer Metal.
Favorite Movies:
The Big Lebowski, Snatch, Anything Kung-Fu, The Red Violin
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Trippin acid in a police station while getting a "pants still on" handjob from my female lawyer.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Anywhere....as long as Im with a woman who could truly reciprocate the love that id shower on them.
Hobbies:
Repurposing,Watersports, Water leisure, Woodworking, Gardening, Anything outdoorsey.
Talents:
Can shut up and actually listen. Always tell the truth, consequences be damned. Can sleep indefinitely at will. And if needed a lightning fast smartass rebuttle to any and all statements.
Perfect Mate:
The complete opposite of me! Intelligence is a MUST. Someone to challenge me and not be afraid to tell me to STFU when im getting my dumbass on.
Perfect Date:
A quiet evening with a movie and couch...the rest will take care of itself
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn-ons
1. Intelligence!!!
2. Intelligence!!!
3. Humor
4. Self-confidence
Turn-offs
1. Loudmouths
2. Rudeness
3. Fake
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am an opinionated asshole but will never trash yours...I am FIERCELY loyal to those who never make me question theres. And after that if you still find me offensive, I suggest you quit fucking finding me.