Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
i actual have a very profound answer for this but i wont post it.. ask me if you want to know.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Coffee and toilet paper... everything else is optional.
Favorite Books:
I'm illiterate and dyslexic so i cant really read but if i could i would read this stuff; The Grapes of Wrath - John Steinbeck, The Art of War - Sun Tzu, How to Win Friends & Influence People - Dale Carnegie, The elegant universe - Brian Greene, The Singularity Is Near - Ray Kurzweil, 1984 - George Orwell, Lord of the Flies - William Golding, Of Mice and Men - John Steinbeck The Catcher in the Rye - J.D. Salinger.. your moms porno spread.
What I Like To Do For Fun:
crime spree
Favorite Songs:
Joy Division, The Stone Roses, Hope Sandoval, Band Of Horses, The XX, Queens of the Stone Age, Zeds Dead, Kendra Morris, Metric, Mac DeMarco, Tricky, Dead Boys, Tears for Fears, Jim Carroll Band, The Clash, The Misfits, Fugazi, Beck, MGMT, Nada Surf, The Damned, Elliott Smith, X, Black Flag, TSOL, DI, Agent Orange, The Adicts, The Descendents, Cake, Hank Williams III, Slayer, Sex Pistols, The Who, Bad Religion, The Donnas, Circle Jerks, Rancid, Minor Threat, Dropkick Murphys, Pantera, Too short, Wooden shjips, Black angels, Demented Are Go, Led Zeppelin, Peaches, GBH, Beach House, Crystal Castles, Sleigh Bells, Portishead, Blitz, Skrewdriver, Smut Peddlers and lots more but im sick of typing..
Favorite Movies:
True Romance, HEAT, Goonies, Training Day, Romper Stomper, American History X, Catch me if you can, City Of God, Goodfells, American Gangster, Bad Santa, The Big Lebowski, A Clockwork Orange, Donnie Darko, Elf, Best In Show, Fight Club, Green Street Hooligans, Jackie Brown, Lost in Translation, Pulp Fiction, Pan's Labyrinth, Snatch, The Royal Tenenbaums, This Is England, V for Vendetta, Groundhog Day. your moms porn.
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
In California the statute of limitations are pretty long.. so Go Fish..
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
at the river on my boat...
Hobbies:
i once was a fun guy and did lots of cool shit.. now i work.. i have 3 companies maybe more depending on what day you read this.
Talents:
getting kicked out of places... avoiding law enforcement.
Perfect Mate:
someone who can provide a good alibi. perhaps with a law degree.
Perfect Date:
date? hahaha no... meet me in the bathroom.
Turn Ons/Offs:
turn ons?.. intelligence.. offs - bad hygiene..
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
no way am i letting anyone on this fucked up site get to know me.. go fuck your mother.