Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
42
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Rape, My vintage supercomputer, My bone-collection, Midget movies, and one classified top-secret thing. It is legal, I swear.
Favorite Books:
do i look that smart????
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Bisecting people and going out with their body parts in my purse. Playing chess. With figures made of radioactive rats. Living rats. That can whistle.
Favorite Songs:
Trololo, Shaman ritual music, Alien 3 Soundtrack, Peanut Butter Jelly Time, My Heart Will Go OFF, Old Phone Ringtones, Windows Startup Sound, The sound of thunder striking someone
Favorite Movies:
Documentaries about Midgets,
Documentaries about blue people,
Documentaries about your mum
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Admitting my deepest secrets on a profile page.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Invisible in your bedroom playing with your wife. With toys. But I can also improvise. Like with the toilet brush for example.
Hobbies:
Putting piranhas into public swimming pools, Playing Microsoft Flight Simulator 1998, Minesweeper, Climbing on construction sites, High-stakes poker, Sky diving with puppies, Perving asian models, Genetically enhancing my neighbors pets without anyone knowing, World domination and other things...
Talents:
I am good at being honest on profile pages, I can make your head spin like you are a helicopter having sex with an F-16. I can read your texts on your mobile phone even after you deleted them and I usually forward them to your ex-mother-in-law.
Perfect Mate:
Someone who is gentle, generous, attractive, with good taste and a sense of humor, and likes to rape the shit out of the living and/or undead.
Perfect Date:
21.12.2012 :)
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: Midgets, Reanimated things, Strange noises, The smell of fear, and acts of kindness.
Turn offs: Fake vampires, Rude zombies, Cats even the cute ones, Short green things (same as beggars).
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I can make beautiful bags made of human skin and arctic wolf fur.
I hope you have smooth skin.
Let's have some fun, or else...
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