Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
fuck. next.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
I'm not going to dignify that question with five answers
Favorite Books:
lizard music by Daniel pinkerton, Charlie and the chocolate factory, rotten Ralph (it's about a bad cat). and the chiltons manual for whatever piece of shit i happen to be driving at the moment
What I Like To Do For Fun:
have it before it's too late. r.i.p .prince
Favorite Songs:
it's ecclectic
Favorite Movies:
True romance, this is spinal tap,the jerk. that's my top three. fuck why am I even writing this?
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
crack cocaine
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
heaven. as I would have it. or the Beatles rooftop concert, that'd be cool.
Hobbies:
guitar, restoring old furniture,drawing, writing, jerkin it, filming it, jerkin off to myself jerkin it, (no homo)I just turn me on.creating beauty and wonderment through my artistic talents
Talents:
I can suck, lick, fuck, finger and
pleasure pussy like no other. It sounds cocky but I can back that shit up,bend it over, turn it around,flip it upside down,and fuck it sideways,seven days week and and twice on sundays. period. speaking of,got my wings,(the lights were off)but I generally stay away from that hole mess.
Perfect Mate:
my beautiful girl shez my best friend and lover and for me there is no other, in the real world that is, I have my fun out in the land of make believe.
Perfect Date:
09-22-1975
Turn Ons/Offs:
curvy cute chicks with a twisted sense of humor/ bullshit that ain't walkin. respectively
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
does it matter at this point? land of make believe remember?