RealZeldaZonk
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About Me
Username:
RealZeldaZonk
CamScore:
886
Gender:
Female
Body Type:
Large
Ethnicity:
Caucasian
Hair:
Always Different
Eyes:
Blue
Weight:
220 pounds
Height:
65 inches
Age:
28
Country:
Antarctica
Sexual Preference:
Bisexual
Smoke:
Occasional
Drink:
Non Drinker
Drugs:
Experimented
Marital Status:
Single
Occupation/Major:
Double majoring in Psychology and Sociology - Emphasis in Criminology, minor in Philosophy
Favorite Food:
Anything chocolate
Pets:
One fishy
Tags:
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Meaning of Life:
We create our own meaning. I'm happy because I choose to be. I love what I do and doing what I love!
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. Cereal
2. My Magic Wand
3. Naps
4. The Internet
5. Dogs
Favorite Books:
When Rabbit Howls, Brave New World, 1984 and I'm a slut for the Marketplace series
What I Like To Do For Fun:
I love cooking and reading. I do yoga, albeit horribly. I adore being naked in nature. I'm fairly active within my local kink community. My kinky life has been constantly evolving since I ventured into the community 5 years ago. I love to experiment with new things!
Favorite Songs:
An absolute clusterfuck
Favorite Movies:
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, American Beauty & I Love You Phillip Morris
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
We'll save that for truth or dare!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
I would be napping
Hobbies:
I walk dogs at the humane society
I play Dungeons and Dragons every Friday night
I like putting together puzzles and shoving foreign objects up my ass
Talents:
Sucking and Fucking
I read and write a ton
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Turn Ons/Offs:
Into: "well adjusted sociopaths" (everything to do with it), a touch of stockholm syndrome (everything to do with it), aftercare (everything to do with it), anal sex (receiving), anonymous encounters (everything to do with it), ass play (everything to do with it), ball gags (receiving), being cotopped by a couple (everything to do with it), belt whippings (receiving), biting (everything to do with it), blindfolds (everything to do with it), body paint (giving), bondage (receiving), breast/nipple play (receiving), bruises as trophies (wearing), butt plugs (wearing), candle wax (receiving), clit spanking (receiving), cock worship (giving), collar and lead/leash (receiving), combining aggression and tenderness (everything to do with it), conspiring with other subs (everything to do with it), cornertime (receiving), creampie (receiving), crying (receiving), cuckqueen (everything to do with it), degradation (receiving), discipline (receiving), double penetration (receiving), e-stim (everything to do with it), edge play (receiving), emotional masochism (receiving), erotic photography (everything to do with it), exhibitionism (everything to do with it), eye contact restrictions (receiving), face fucking a brat to shut them up (receiving), face painting with makeup, slobber and cum (receiving), face slapping (receiving), facefucking you to cheer you up (receiving), fighting and being physically overpowered (everything to do with it), financial slavery (receiving), fuck and suck strangers at the gloryhole (everything to do with it), fuck wartenberg,name a pinwheel after me! (everything to do with it), fucked and/or played with while sleeping or half awake (receiving), fucking machines (watching), furniture use restrictions (receiving), gagging/choked by cock (receiving), gentlemen who open car doors for submissive women ignoring their protests and then tell them to get the fuck out of the car. (everything to do with it), genuine and deep submission, the heartfelt kind that comes from trust, respect, lust, and mental and emotional connection (giving), girls with high iqs and low morals (everything to do with it), hair pulling (receiving), handcuffs (wearing), harm reduction (everything to do with it), high heels (wearing), hosting blowbangs till i drown (everything to do with it), human furniture (everything to do with it), humiliation (receiving), ice cubes (receiving), if you're happy and you know it suck my cock (giving), kissing, sucking, biting your collarbone (everything to do with it), kitten petplay (everything to do with it), kneeling (giving), lace (wearing), leather (wearing), lingerie (everything to do with it), lipstick (wearing), making home movies (everything to do with it), making my master proud that he owns me (everything to do with it), masochism (everything to do with it), master/slave (everything to do with it), masturbation (everything to do with it), mind fucks (receiving), multiple orgasms (everything to do with it), mutual masturbation (everything to do with it), naked in nature (everything to do with it), nipples (everything to do with it), obedience training (receiving), objectification (receiving), oral sex (everything to do with it), ordered to masturbate (receiving), orgasm control (receiving), orgasm denial (receiving), outdoor sex under a full moon (everything to do with it), pain (receiving), pantyhose/stockings (wearing), piercings (everything to do with it), piggy nose hooks (wearing), pigtails (wearing), play punishment (receiving), power exchange (everything to do with it), proudly wearing my master's collar in public (wearing), pussy pumping (receiving), red heads (everything to do with it), restraints (wearing), riding crops (receiving), rimming (everything to do with it), sadism (everything to do with it), scent (everything to do with it), scratching (everything to do with it), self-bondage (wearing), sensory deprivation (receiving), sex in front of mirrors (everything to do with it), sex worker rights (everything to do with it), sleepy sex (everything to do with it), sluts (giving), spanking (receiving), speech/eye contact restriction (receiving), spitting (receiving), spreader bars (wearing), squirting (everything to do with it), strap-ons (everything to do with it), sucking cock in bathroom stalls (giving), sucking flaccid cock (giving), sucking on a paci (receiving), swallowing (everything to do with it), sn uop psdn (receiving), talking dirty (receiving), tears (wearing), teasing (everything to do with it), threesomes (everything to do with it), tickling (everything to do with it), tit fucking (everything to do with it), total power exchange (everything to do with it), toys (everything to do with it), transvestism (watching others wear), urethral sounds (everything to do with it), vibrators (everything to do with it), voyeurism (everything to do with it), whips (everything to do with it), zero-grav space bukkake (watching).
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
In my 'nilla life I'm a former blackout artist active in recovery and a conspiracy theory enthusiast. Ask me about the Cern Weasle. I'm a bit of an introvert at first, a little forgetful & easily distracted so be patient with me! I value honesty above everything else. I think I'm hilarious, and I'm very easygoing. I love learning, and if you teach me something new, you'll have me wrapped around your finger forever. Get to know me, I want to know you!
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supergimpom
Came across your page earlier and you definitely caught my eye! Unfortunately I wasn't able to get in before you were off.. but I'll be back another time that you're on. I'm looking forward to getting to know you. 
LuvsBBWs1
Totally, smoking hott!! With such an incredibly pretty face! OMG! <3
adje2531959
Hi dear lady, welcome to MFC. Rated you 5 stars and admired. Wishing you a wonderful time here.