Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
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Sassy, creative, art student, living in the dirty south but that doesn't mean I'm not going to wear all black, smoke, and be generally New Yorker-like. Let's be real here.
I snort when I laugh, can be aggressively banterful, and am generally pretty bawdy. I try to be witty but sometimes it comes across as adorably goofy.
Also, a word to the wise: I frequently change my sexual orientation on here depending on my mood. Sometimes I'm "gay,"other times I'm "bisexual. " Sometimes I feel like a lesbian, sometimes not. If labels are going to exist, I figure its my prerogative to fuck with them. So I prefer the term "queer"--I'm generally more oriented towards women but I've been in a serious relationship with a man, so go figure. Sexuality is weird.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
Cheese
Whiskey
Cats
Netflix
Library Card
Favorite Books:
Margaret Atwood, Alfred Bester, Ira Grey, David Sedaris
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Special Effects make up, art, play on the internet, take silly pictures of my face
Favorite Songs:
Robyn, Scissor Sisters, Depeche Mode, Peaches, Azealia Banks, Sleater-Kinney, Bikini Kill, Madonna, David Bowie
Favorite Movies:
The Rocky Horror Picture Show, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Moulin Rouge
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
New York City
Hobbies:
Knitting, make up, reading, petting cats, baking, eating things I bake, roller derby
Perfect Mate:
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Turn Ons/Offs:
Kissing, biting, scratching, spanking, being tied up, dirty talk, blue eyes, tall shoes, leather, tattoos, having my hair pulled, vintage porn, sex in public, exhibitionism, sadomasochism, asphyxiaphillia
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
Because I'm fuckin' awesome.
Duh.