Interests & Hobbies
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. My phone - both for social and business reasons. I can waste time on that sucker like nobodies business.
2. Orgasms - pretty self explanatory.
3. Baths - seriously the best way to prepare/zen out for something, or relax after something.
4. Coffee - don't even try and talk to me before I've had my hot bean water.
5. My loving and supportive boyfriend!
Favorite Books:
Do cookbooks count? Cause I have hundreds...
Favorite Songs:
Anything I can dance to, or cry to, or sing to... The genre changes by the week so I'm either bumping the Chili Peppers, or Eminem, or Avicii, or trap music, or the Beatles...
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I think to date the craziest thing I've ever done is put my insecurities and self doubt aside and post videos of myself naked on the internet!
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
It would be in a deep bath, bursting with bubbles, with a glass of cold wine... maybe overlooking some mountains or a beach somewhere?
Talents:
I am insanely good at saving money and doing things myself. I pick up on techniques super easy and can teach myself almost anything from instructional videos.
I also suck a pretty good dick~
Perfect Mate:
I don't think I can build the perfect mate, because I think I look to multiple people for different things. As long as I have someone who respects that I will always have too much love and affection and sexual energy to focus solely on one person, they are the perfect match for me.
Perfect Date:
A long drive with good music, preferably to a beach with tons of sun and no one around so we can fool around while munching on a good lunch and maybe sip some wine.
Turn Ons/Offs:
My ultimate turn on is someone who fiercely respects me but still wants to grab my throat and tell me how much of a good little slut I am.
I am completely turned off by someone who can't be bothered to show attention unless it's convenient for them.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I am sarcastic, I've been told I am funny, so if you are into bad or dark humor than you will fully appreciate me! Plus I have a rocking set of tits so is there really any other reason?