Room Rules- NO Drama! That means 1) Don't be a dick unless you're really fucking good at it, otherwise I'll ban and ignore you. 2) Don't be a stalker. It's a threat to my income and personal safety. I will not even discuss meeting, jealousy or possessiveness. I will just ban and ignore you.
I will only watch YOUR cam in private. If you are reading for the first time, you'll have to email me to go private. Send me a date and time.
NO PM DURING SHOWS! You don't just want to see me sitting typing do you???
Email me on MFC or RossiMcLaine@gmail.com for information on custom vids!
Tokens Only. No Paypal!
Private Shows - Minimum 5 minutes.
Group shows very welcome!
Custom Skype shows can be arranged: 10 mins for 750 tokens, 20 mins for 1200 tokens, ask for longer shows if you have the stamina!!!
Slave Girl Session Out. 50 Tokens each for stills or video!
Follow Me!
Highest Tipper for April Wins a 15 Minute Skype Show,
So far it is General Hoosiercock with 1,000 Tokens.
Thank you to the General and all other tippers. It is very appreciated. X x x
Things that require extreme skill and training. I have hobbies that will be very useful for when the zombies come... And yet I look like I could be someone's younger sister.
....that you want to fuck.
From the American Side- Anything violent and/or funny. All comic book movies.
From the Scottish Side- Trainspotting (and the book!)
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
I used to dive with sharks for a living. At one place where I worked, NatGeo came out. They found 30 separate species of sharks. Six were known man eaters. I have been drowned and revived on two different occasions and have also had to have epipen injections more times than I can count. Fuck the FSM. That is still not as scary as driving in rush hour traffic. (In the Bay Area, California -U.S.A)
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Probably here doing this, actually. Pretty nice life, huh? :)
Or maybe here.....
Hobbies:
Extreme Sports- Please See: Best Reason to Get to Know Me. I'm a deep sea diver, a wreck penetration diver, a commercial diver medic, a rebreather diver and I study hyperbaric medicine. I also cycle, hike, rock-climb, snowboard, cave, raft and basically train in most things required by superheroes.
I also like video games, nerdy movies, RPGS, erotica, gardening and cooking. There is a reason for this. It's all going to come together one day. Join the ZSC!
My Weapon of Choice; Glock 18C, Automatic Hand Gun, Why?
Talents:
I can bring the motor of my biggest sex toy to a dead stop just by clenching my pussy. I also offer really good advice and know a thing or two about...a thing or two. Think of me as a virtual bartender and fuck buddy. Just BYOB.
Perfect Mate:
An internet connection, a hitachi and my dog for platonic companionship.
Perfect Date:
Perfect Date? What is this, a fucking Cosmo article? Who cares? I'm here to get off, not meet your parents.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn Ons: Intelligence, witty banter, amusing stories, room participation.
Turn Offs: Basics and Guests that enter my room and start typing orders. Pay to play, ladies and gentlemen. I'll probably insult you. Fair warning.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I can carry on decent conversation and I have a Zombie/Computer uprising Survival Commune.
Come hang out in my room and chat. If you want to enlist in the commune, ask me how. If you'd like to buy a command rank, tip 1,500 tokens and put your desired command name in the memo. This also entitles you to all pictures and vids created for MFC, free of charge. It also gets you on my bunker wall, so check out the website and profile! If that's not enough for you, ask how to become one of my Personal Guard. That will get you everything a commander gets, plus the ability to take me private during a show AND the rights to PM me whenever you want. It's the only way to get a 'behind the scenes' look at what's really going on!
This is an introductory offer ONLY. Get onboard now, folks. Because as shit starts to hit the fan, damn right I'm going to jack my prices up.