Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
There likely isn't one.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
wine, cheese, cereal, my PJs, and music.
Favorite Books:
The Stand
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Listen to music, write jokes, read.
Favorite Songs:
The Smiths, The Cure, Echo & The Bunnymen, Crowded House
Favorite Movies:
Scrooged, The Breakfast Club, The 'Burbs, The Jerk, It's a Wonderful Life, Nothing But Trouble
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Got drunk and climbed onstage with the Doobie Brothers.
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Canada
Hobbies:
Reading, comedy writing, philosophy
Talents:
Comedy. I am very funny. Really.
Perfect Mate:
a clone of myself
Perfect Date:
Dinner and then a MST3K marathon!
Turn Ons/Offs:
Cruelty, smugness.
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I've been told by fascinating people that I am fascinating.