Interests & Hobbies
Meaning of Life:
The Universe contains, among other things, black holes, vast clouds of gas and light, endless void, a diamond planet, and your tiny body.
Five Things I Can't Live Without:
1. The wifi password
2. Various vibrators
3. Iced coffee
4. Community insurgence
5. Succulents
Favorite Books:
One Hundred Years of Solitude - Gabriel Garcia Marquez, House of Leaves - Mark Z Danielewski, Good Omens - Neil Gaiman and Terry Pratchett, American Gods - Neil Gaiman, A Song of Ice and Fire - George RR Martin
What I Like To Do For Fun:
Fairly standard college student fare: television, panic out about the future, jack off, listen to music and make playlists. I use makeup to decompress when I'm stressed out.
Favorite Songs:
The National, St Vincent, Arctic Monkeys, the xx, Grimes, Beyonce, Neutral Milk Hotel
Favorite Movies:
The Grand Budapest Hotel, Slither, Snowpiercer, Guardians of the Galaxy, Only God Forgives, Drive, Valhalla Rising, the list is endless to be honest...
Craziest Thing I've Ever Done:
Snuck out of my tiny motel in a small town in the middle of Nevada to explore a notoriously haunted mineshaft - that place is definitely haunted, and it is MESSED UP.
If you're talking 'sexy' crazy, I was going wild while helping a friend sand down some furniture. The electric sander had amazing vibrations, so when she left, I rode that sander until I came, all the while praying that she wouldn't walk in on me :P
If I Could Be Anywhere Right Now:
Somewhere warm, that serves good Mexican food.
Hobbies:
Graphic design, fashion, makeup artistry
Talents:
I can juggle!
Perfect Mate:
Someone with good taste in TV shows, who would marathon for days straight and not be surprised to find out that sleep is not permitted mid-season ;)
Perfect Date:
Seeing a movie, and then watching the television adaptation while eating a home cooked fresh meal, and whatever comes next must end in cuddling.
Turn Ons/Offs:
Turn ons: A smile, kindness, chest hair, and cute feet.
Turn offs: Raceplay, unibrows, cissexism
Best Reason to Get to Know Me:
I'm fucking hilarious, and content to simply sit and chat for hours, if that's what you want <3